Bob's POV
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I got knocked to the ground and all my booties fell apart.
It was a blur. My eyesight was going to give up on me.
It all went white.
I saw hands reaching me.
I felt my breathing slowing down.
I felt relaxed.
As if I belonged here all this time.
If I deserved to be gone.
To go to booty heaven.
And that's when I felt a sharp pain in the side of my lower abdomen.
My eyes pop open and I gasp for air.
I've been resurrected.
(His vision is the photo on top^^ he can't see very well.)
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After 20 seconds of regaining my vision and strength, I roll around.
The booties start to attract to me.
The magnetic booty sure came in handy.
Everyone is gasping.
I get up and place all my booties back in place.
I see the love of my life walking towards me.
Such an angel...
He blonde hair...
Sky blue eyes...
Violet purple Dress...
Adorable French accen-
"ce que l'enfer est le problème avec vous Bob Courtney Smith ! vous me faire tomber en amour avec vous et tout ce que vous me donnez en retour est mon butin pris ?! vous excuse boiteuse d'être un être humain!!!" she yells at me
(That means "what the hell is wrong with you Bob courtney smith! you make me fall in love with you and all you give me in return is my booty taken?! you lame excuse of being a human Being!!!" In French)
She kicks me in the knee
I groan in pain and start to run away.
I head off to the last couple of states I need to go to complete my quest.
YOU ARE READING
The breathtaking bootytaker(book 1)
Humor*Gasp* The booty taker came We're all gonna die Ahhhhh *gasp again* We're all dead Aaaaaaaaah Oh wth what's the point of this
