The breathtaking bootytaker(book 1)

Where was i

Bob's POV
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Oops.

I lost track of where in the world to go.

I guess I'll just go to china.

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+in China+

I CANT READ ANY SIGN

I'm just going to guess that's the gun shop.

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I walk in and slam two paper clips.

The mostly blind clerk takes it.

he hands me a refill of booty removing acid.

I nod and walk out.

I can't believe the guy thought those were two 10 dollar coins.

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I walk out and squirt every single booty I see and grasp onto it.

I run away detaching the booty.

I hear a small rip from the glue attaching the booty and body together.

I smack on the 506 booties I've collected onto my rear end.