Days Of BatJokes

Day 1

None Pov

The billionaire was sitting in his room. Thinking of his two crushes. Barba and the Joker...he couldn't decide who he liked more.

Alfred suddenly came into the room with a letter.

"Master Bruce, this letter for you" Alfred gave it to Bruce.

"Thank you, Alfred. You can go now" The man replied to his butler as he nodded and closed the door and left.

||Bruce's Pov||

I looked at the letter as I noticed it had my name on it. The writing is actually nice.

I opened the letter and as I soon as I read it, I was confused about who could like me?

Hi Bruce, I just wanted to say, I really like you I have for a long time now ever since we had our first encounter. Ever since I got to know your personality and know who you are. I have fallen for you and I hope that you like me back. I haven't got the balls to say who this is from but if you find little clues I give you~ you can find out who this is. From~?. PS: The first clue would fall out the card.

I looked at the clue it was a napkin with the letter A on it. Huh? A? Weird. I got up as I saw that it says to go to the grocery store at the back of it and there you will find your next clue.

Which one though?!

Time Skip.

I told Alfred I was going out as I got into one of my million cars of course the black one because I'm Batman and I love that colour.

I didn't want to go as Batman though I am just going as Bruce.

Time to get searching.

Time Skip.

I found the clue after looking for it. That was so much effort I feel like I'm going to pass out. I looked at the clue as it said to go to one of the Joker's secret layout.

Maybe I should have come as Batman...I don't trust this now.

It must be Ha-Hacienda. That's his main main one. That would be too obvious though, oh fuck it lets just go to it.

Time Skip.

I used my grappling hook as I got up to the building. It began to rain. I looked to see if there were any more clues and then I saw another letter I quickly pick it up as I read it before it would get to wet.

Oh seems you have found the hideout. Of course, you would. Just wait and I will be there. I promise you, Bruce. I am here just look behind you...From-Jay

I turned around...the Joker...Jay...

"Hiya Brucie~I'm your secret admirer. I did mean what I said in the letter" Jay smiles.

"I-...wow...um I'm speechless..." I couldn't say anything else as I froze.

"What's the matter Brucie~is your heart arching do you like me back?" Jay asked.

Yes yes, I do but how do I word that? Oh ugh! I didn't like Barba. Why did I...ew! She's just no! Stupid phase crush.

"Um...uh. Yeah...I-I like you to...Jay" I stuttered.

"Aw Brucie cakes~ your stuttering and what?! You do?!" Jay began to tear up in joy.

I slowly walked closer to him.

Jay looked at me confused but then realised what I was going to do.

I grabbed him slowly by the waist and looked at his beautiful purple lipped balm lips as I placed my lips on his turning it into a passionate kiss under the moonlight as raindrops were still going on us.

He grabbed onto me as I deepened the kiss.

Eventually, we broke it off for breath.

"Damn Brucie~ I wasn't expecting that" Jay says still regaining his breath.

"Yeah...I wasn't expecting that...either...but I just wanted to show my feelings towards you" I finally put my words together.

"So, are we official?" Jay asked.

"Yup" I smiled for the first time in a while.

I moved my psycho's green hairline as I whipped his tears.

"There. There you are my psycho" I chuckled.

"Aw stop it your gonna make me blush" Jay giggles.

"Wanna go back to my place?" I asked.

Jay nodded.

"So what's the ride~" Jay rubbed his hands together.

"Oh, shut up" I replied smirking a bit.

"I hate you" Jay says out loud.

"I hate you too" I say back.