Days Of BatJokes

Day 5

||Bruce's Pov||

I was in my bedroom as I was staring down at the floor. Should I really do this? What if he gonna say no...I mean we're completely different from each other. We're supposed to be enemies and I'm supposed to protect Gotham...

It's been getting harder lately hiding our secret, if even a single person finds out they would spread it everywhere on Gotham and then Jim and Barber and everybody else. They wouldn't want me in Gotham anymore.

Even Alfred or Dick don't know and I normally tell Alfred everything.

Time Skip.

3rd Person

The Dark Knight was on his usual patrol checking if there's any crime and of course, the bat signal went off.

The bat began to run to his destination on where we needed to go.

||Harley's Pov||

Mister J seemed really of these last couple of months he's been happier and talking about the bats more. Wait no way they have to be together! Why hasn't he told me?!

"Puddin! There's something your not telling me!" I blew up a building with people inside.

The clown looked at his companion as he growled.

"What do you mean Harls?! Can't this wait until we do what we do?! Gimme another bomb!" The psycho laughed.

"But it's about B man!" I shouted.

J stopped as he looked at me.

"What about Batsy?" He seemed curious on why I was talking about him.

"Is it true that-" I got tackled down as I groaned.

3rd Person

"Batsy! I'm so glad you could join us~ you know it's not too late to blow up a bomb or two" The clown giggled.

"Enough Joker! You are going back to-" The bat got cut off.

"Arkham yeah I know the script bats but I and Harley would just escape like the last time and before and blah" The clown kept on going on.

Batman growled as Harley kicked him down but he got straight back up.

"Enough chat!" Batman made the first move as the Joker dodged and tried to get him back but got tackled onto the ground.

"Puddin!" Harley was going to attack her enemy but smirked as she finally got to say her question to both rivals.

"So, Puddin what I wanted to ask you before was...are you and B man together?" She asked.

The clown blushed.

"No! We aren't! Jesus Harley, I would never get with Batsy!" Joker covered his face.

"That is a ridiculous question! I would never be with my enemy!" Batman sounded like he meant it.

"Well how come mister J you always talk about him happily" Harley crossed her arms.

"Batsy were busted just break it!" Joker smacked him as he smacks the clown back receiving a whimper.

"B man! Don't smack Puddin like that!" Harley grabbed him as she got thrown.

"I don't have time for this" The Dark Knight was about to set off until the clown grabbed him.

"You're not leaving me Bats! Our secret has been exposed!" He held onto his waist.

Batman groaned as he stays.

"I knew it! Puddin why didn't you tell me?!" Harley asked.

"We wanted to keep it a secret if anyone finds out then I would lose my Batsy!" Joker cries.

"But Mister J I wouldn't have ever told anyone" Harley replies upset.

"Sure" Batman crossed his arms.

"Batsy~ don't be so grumpy now, we have talked about that~" Joker smirked.

The bat rolled his eyes as he kissed him to shut him up.

Of course, the clown kissed back.

"Aw, you two are so cute! Makin, me feel like a third wheel!" Harley squealed.

"Harley I swear to god I will stab you to death if you do not shut that little mouth of yours!" Joker threatens.

"Joker..." Batman looks at him.

"Fine I won't but only because I don't want to disappoint you" Joker sighed.

"But you have killed people again" Batman crossed his arms.

"B man Mister J ain't ever gonna stop killing and neither will me. We both know that" Harley says.

"Yeah, I know. Fine, but we're still not telling anyone else!" Batman looked at his psycho boyfriend.

"I know Bats. Don't worry. You can trust your clown~" The two kissed again.

"Oh nobody got it so I'll tell everyone got it. So I'll go tell Ivy, Bane..." Harley got cut off.

"NO! NOT EVEN YOUR VILLIANS BUDDIES!" Batman shouted.

"Calm down Batsy save it for the bedroom~" The clown purred.

Batman tried his best not to blush but he couldn't help it.

"Shut up Joker" He mumbled.

"Awww" Harley smirked.

"Batsy a tomato~ also can we crash at your place our hideout is getting redone" Joker asked.

" Absolutely not! Alfred and Dick are living there to you know!" Batman says.

The clown gave his lover the cute eyes.

"Please Batsy! Please! We will stay in the room I promise! We won't wander around...that much" Joker begged.

"Fine but you are staying in that room" Batman replied.

"I knew you say yes Bats!" Harley smiled.

"I'll call Alfred for the bat-mobile so you two be quiet" Batman got out his phone as he began to ring Alfred for the bat-mobile.