Days Of BatJokes

Day 3

||Batman's Pov||

I landed into the Joker's layer as I looked around, he's got something up his sleeve he always does.

I suddenly jumped as the lights turned on. What the hell is going on?

"Batsy Batsy Basty~ I'm not doing anything bad I just wanted your attention for what we are going to do tonight~" Joker's voice I heard but nowhere to be seen.

"Show yourself Joker and there will be no 'going to do tonight!' You going back to Arkham!" I shout.

"Oh, Bats your so amusing when your angry almost makes me wanna piss you off more" Joker jumped down as he laughed.

I began to go for him until he dodged my movements and stabbed me.

"Batsy you shouldn't attack the owner of the hideout" Joker grinned.

"Joker, what did you plan?" I asked.

Joker snapped his fingers as the music began to play.

"I wanted a little sing of~ I've been practising" Joker giggles.

"No, I'm leaving" I began to gripple away until Joker grabbed my arm and twisted me back.

"You only just got here Batsy~" Joker replies.

"For fuck sake..." I mumbled.

Wait...I know this song the actual song began to play.

Joker got into his position as he began to sang.

"When your legs don't work like they used to before" Joker began singing as he got up.

I still put on my emotionless face as I didn't buy into this bullshit it's a trap I just know it.

"And I can't sweep you off your feet" Joker looked at me as he carried on singing.

"With your mouth still remember the taste of my love" Joker began to smile at me an actual meaning of a smile.

"Will your eyes still smile from your cheeks" I began to slowly sneak out as he noticed and pulled me back.

I sighed maybe I just need to come out my shell so I decided to sing along.

"And darling I will be loving you til we're 70" I pulled Joker next to me as we began to dance.

"And baby my heart could still fall hard as 23" Joker sang back as I twirled him around and caught him.

"And I'm thinking bout how people fall in love in mysterious ways" As Joker twirled me around this time.

"Maybe just the touch of a hand" We linked hands.

"Oh me I fall in love with you every single day" Joker blushed a little as I didn't I don't do I?

"And I just wanna tell you I am" We still were dancing as we were still linking hands to as Joker puts he's head on my shoulder.

"So honey now"

"Take me into your loving arms"

"Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars" We both blushed as we looked away from each other for a split second.

"Place your head on my beating heart" We both sang at the same time.

"I'm thinking out loud"

"Maybe we found love right where we are" I pulled down Joker as I held his waist tight as I pulled him back up.

"When my hair's all but gone and my memory fades"

"And the crowds don't remember my name" I sang sadly.

"When my hands don't play the strings the same way, mm"

"I know you will still love me the same" We both smiled at each other as the clown was shocked I smiled for once.

"Cause honey your soul can never grow old, it's evergreen"

"Baby your smile's forever in my mind and memory" We couldn't stop dancing and looking at each other, it just feels...right...

"I'm thinking 'bout how people fall in love in mysterious ways"

"Maybe it's all part of a plan"

"I'll just keep on making the same mistakes"

"Hoping that you'll understand"

"But baby now" I love this part.

"Take me into your loving arms"

"Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars"

"Place your head on my beating heart"

"I'm thinking out loud" Joker giggles.

"That maybe we found love right where we are, oh"

"So baby now"

"Take me into your loving arms" I held closely to Joker.

"Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars"

"Oh darling, place your head on my beating heart"

"I'm thinking out loud"

"That maybe we found love right where we are"

"Oh baby, we found love right where we are (maybe)"

We began to get closer.

"And we found love right where we are" We both looked at each other flustered.

"Well, Bats, your not such a bad singer" I didn't want to go...I don't want him out my grip.

"Your not so bad yourself J-bird" I covered my mouth did I just really say that?!

"Aw Bats your gonna make me blush!!! You called me J-bird do you like me~" Joker laughs at my comment.

"No! I didn't mean to say that I-" I breathed as I gave a quick peck on Joker's lips leaving him surprised.

I regret what I did fuck!

"I'm sorry! I have to go!" I grabbed my grappling hook as Joker tried to stop me but failed.

"What the fuck just happened...Batman just kissed me..." I felt my lip as I laughed.

Harley suddenly walked in as she gave a smile.

"How did it go mister J? I swear if the Bats hurt you-" I cut her off.

"No...he kissed me Harley...he loves me..." I kept on feeling my lip.

Harley began to jump up and down.

"Aw! I should have recorded it so I could have uploaded it!" Harley frowned.

"Another time pumpkin for now...I have a man to catch" I laughed.

"Oh puddin are we gonna do something?!" Harley asks.

"Yeah get Batsy's attention~" I began to laugh hysterically as we got ready to cause trouble.

I can't wait to see him~

I was listening to thinking out loud while cleaning up and I thought to write it at BatJokes because it's perfect for them :3