Days Of BatJokes

Day 2

||Bruce's Pov||

I woke up to a screaming psycho.

"Where the fuck is my makeup?!" Jay screamed.

I put my hands over my head as I get up and go into the bathroom.

"I moved it" I sneak up behind him.

"Brucie! That makeup is really important to me! It hides my ugly face and it shows the real me!" Jay slams his hand into the sink.

"Hey! That's not true. Jay...makeup no makeup you're still the beautiful boyfriend I know" I held onto him to calm him down.

"That's not true! Your just saying that to make me feel better! You only love me when I have my makeup on!" Jay got out my grip as he stomped away.

I sighed holding back the tears...I didn't know he was gonna be this upset.

Time Skip.

||Jay's Pov||

I sat down on the couch curling up into a ball.

"Master Jay? Are you alright?" The familiar voiced asked me.

"N-no I can't find my makeup and I look horrible without it Alfie!" I cried.

"You don't need makeup. Your perfect the way you are. Master Bruce would say the same" Alfred replies.

"I'm so stupid Alfie! I pushed Bruce away...I thought he was just saying that to make me feel better and that...that he likes me better with makeup! Oh, I FEEL SO FUCKING STUPID!" I bashed the couch.

"I'm sure Master Bruce is not upset to go see him" Alfred pats me on the back as he walks away.

He's right...I sighed as I got up maybe he's in the cinema room?

||Bruce's Pov||

I turned on a depressing film as I was sitting alone...nobody around Jay probably gone to kill people.

"Brucie? Are you in here oh there you are! What you watching..." Jay sat down next to me.

I turned it off as I crossed my arms.

"What do you want" I asked.

"I'm sorry about earlier...it's just I hate when I wear no makeup...my scars and all that shit" Jay sighed.

I couldn't help but smile I knew he would come back to me.

"I did mean what I said J-bird...you are still beautiful no matter with makeup or without makeup" I kissed him on the cheek.

"You missed the lips you know~" Jay giggles.

"Oh, shut up" I held down his wrists as I kissed him passionately and kissed his scars.

Jay let's out a moan.

"B-Brucie you forgot about Dicky" Jay says.

"He's out you idiot" I rolled my eyes.

"Mmmm Brucie...we will continue this later well when Alfie is out anyway~ don't want his poor ears suffering now" Jay laughs.

I felt teased by what he said.

"Are you teasing me~because Batman won't take that..." I began to pin him against the seats.

"Whoa, who's gonna clean up the mess after~" Jay purrs.

"None~this place will be sticky once we're done in here" I replied.

"Naughty Brucie~" Jay giggles.