Diary Of A Girl

Febuary 2nd

It's like 12:18am and I just can't sleep.
So about my holiday...

I confess I went to the pools.

So here's the story.

So once upon a ti-

Cut the crap Larry

Anyway,

One day, I was at the pools and I was just casually doing 200 metres of swimming.
It was soooooooo tiring.
Anyway

Turns out one girl from my school was there and she started showing off and stuff.

Seriously her leg mounts could be on a comedy skit for Saturday night live, featuring Taylor swi-

ANYWAY

So when I was doing my third lap she pushed in front of me and she was like sooooooo slow, like she was like a seal trying to stand up with its legs tied together on a ball that was floating on the water type of slow.

Basically meaning,

So slow that you could go to a concert of one direction and a concert of screaming howler monkeys for three hours each (not that you would want to) and come back and she would've only moved like one cm slow.

Now I'm over exaggerating.

But anyway so when I went to the end. She gave all these mocking glares and faces and I was like

"What are you 3?"

But I said that in my head. Because if I said that out loud I would be six metres under in water with a bleeding nose.

And so then she swam in front if me and like the coward she was, she swam out at the middle so I was like yaaaas she's gone, but now the water is contaminated with her germs.

Ew

And to think that she was on an ad 3 years ago.

Yeah

"Apparently" she was stuffing her self with cakes for an ad in Australia.

Like why make an ad in New Zealand when you're gonna air it in Australia like seriously wtf.

Why?

And then in intermediate she was the one that was a cheerleader and thought that she was so good (which she wasn't again her scorpions and leg mounts could be on a Saturday night live skit) and started calling the other girls fat.

Like tf?

Of course they were in Australia and then she called the cheerleaders fat, and then everyone preformed hating each other.

They came second.

You might think

"Oh that's not bad"

Yeah that's not bad at all

There were only two in that division

I repeat two in that division

So you know the teacher wasn't happy so they like practised non stop.

Yeah it's those little bitches that think they are so much better than everyone else but they aren't

It's like

"Bitch don't tell that girl what to do your disgusting"

I swear that girls mother doesn't know what she's doing.

Like "going out" with boys then dumping them?

who does that?

I mean a boyfriend is a keeper.

I'm not kidding here

Keep boys safe,

Or just lock them up

Which ever

Rant of the day

Too tired to even think of one

Now my dreams are getting mixed with once upon a time and barbie life in the dream house

Larry xxx

1:00am

I've just realised at 1:00am in the morning god bless

Dan and Phil

Like the

Dan Howell

And the

Phil Lester

The You tubers with the side fringe

yeah them

Wanna know why? Because I watched there videos 10 minutes ago and I can't stop.

It's like I'm on dan and Phil drugs or something

Idk

But anyway

I don't know why but I feel like every YouTuber is like my best friend.

I don't know why though

It's like life is tricking me into a vortex of well

Life

I don't know what I'm saying

Maybe the tiredness is kicking in

But anyway I'm probs gonna pull an all nighter

Larry xxx

Hehe