Diary Of A Girl

March 10th

Dear diary

So basically nothing much has happened in my life so far except for ARROW AND OLICITY AND BARRICITY. Laurels a bitch. Anyway so I went to school late one day and I was like sitting on my desk being weird and then our dean comes to us and says

'Can I talk to 15012'
(That's my student ID, and she did say my name but I prefer to keep my self anon) So then I went outside and she was like the spawn of satan saying

'Why were you late?'

And I was like

'I was at a dentist appointment'

And she was like

'Well do it outside of school time'

And I'm like shit shit shit please don't kill me I have a life to live I wanna have cats and see the Eiffel Tower...

Then I realise she was still talking to me and hadn't heard a word she said and at the end she was like

'Do I make myself clear?'

And I'm like crap I wasn't listening so then I reply

'Yes I understand si-madam'

And she gives me a death glare and walks away

I was like what was that all about? Then I continue being weird.

Also I have an overdue library book that I was supposed to return today but I couldn't be stuffed and I now know that the school actually hasn't blocked YouTube do I can go on it, but they can see what I have been watching.

I watched pewdiepie, so I hope they didn't see. like seriously hoping because my friend showed me 'xxx' and there were like LOADS of porn sites so I'm worried as to wether or not she will get told off.

Moving on...
My official favourite fruit is red apples. I like them crunchy and it's also sweet on the inside so I can suck the juices out. So now I realise how wrong that sounded anyone Else notice?

Well if you did you are a sick minded freak. Jk km please don't cry but I don't know how my friends are so innocent it's like illegal to be that innocent when you're a teenager. Like wth.

Also the video at the top shows how I NEED to hide food away from me so I don't eat all of it in one go. especially chips because when it comes to chips I can't stop and you know how the bags are basically flavoured air? Well that makes it even more worse so...

F them companies that make flavoured air.

Rant over

Catch ya later

Larry xxx