Ch.8

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Sorry guys this took so long, I was having too much fun with my family and my gifts that they got me, I hope you enjoy nonetheless.
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Spyro and his two friends were hanging out in a bar, Spyro was taking shots after shots of alcohol to try and extinguish his depression after he lost his wife, Cynder. He loved her more than anything, but that was the thing, it's hard to love people if you can't make them happy. Spyro thought that by changing himself, he could make her happy, but he saw that that fat ogre was the one thing that made her happy, so he knew that that guy was the one guy that made her happy, then how can he make her happy, despite changing.

Grendor: your drink hunter

Hunter:thanks, leave the bottle

Grendor: alright enjoy your milk kitty

Hunter:(gulps down his milk and burps) I hate Mondays

Sparx: yeah whatever Garfield

Spyro: I should've never saved her

Sparx: I still cannot believe that you're letting the best thing that ever happened to you, slip through your claws, that are now fingers

Spyro: what choice do I have, Cynder loves that pretty boy Gnasty Gnorc

Sparx: oh come on, is he really that good looking?

Grendor: you kidding me? He's literally the ugliest thing you've ever seen or will have seen

Sparx: even uglier than you? then that's pretty ugly

Grendor:(points to his right)

Hunter:(spits out milk in shock)

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Hunter:(spits out milk in shock)

Sparx: dang he is ugly, and he's flabbier than you are Spyro, am I right?

Spyro:(takes another shot) refill!

Grendor then refills his glass again

Sparx: oh come on dude, at least act like you're mad that someone called you fat

Hunter: it doesn't bother him because he's not a fat dragon anymore, he's a skinny faun

Sparx: oh

Hunter: you know what you should call him? A fish bone now

Spyro: shut up Cheetor, look guys, I know you're trying to cheer me up, but shockingly, this isn't making me feel better. Besides,it's for the best, Cynder gets the guy she has always dreamed of, her parents approve. Everybody wins.(gulps) refill!

Grendor:(refills)

Sparx: but you don't win, I mean cmon dude you love Cynder

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