If you simp for Levi, Sebastian, Hisoka, and/ or Illumi, then this is the story for you!
You had dated all of these men in a short span of around three months with every relationship ending tragically when a quest was called upon each of your boyfri...
"Only one father is allowed to be present in the room during the actual birth," the bizarre nurse stated.
You froze solid and the blood drained from your face. Oh no, you thought. This can't be right, they should all be with me when my child is born since they are all technically the father in a way. You swallowed hard desperate to search for a positive note. They have all been behaving so well for the past few months. You took a deep breath in. Perhaps they will all be mature and decide on who can stay.
However when you looked up, all the men were glaring at one another from across your bed. The tension in the air was once again thick just like the day where they had all first met each other
This meant war.
Oh no, you face palmed. Not here. Please not here. Not while I'm in labor.
Hisoka's frown merged from a glare to a smirk so sinister that his entire facial features became slits.
"Oh, what a shame," he said. "No worries though. Looks like I'll be the one staying."
"Excellent choice," Barbara said as he just about exited the room.
"Hold on," Levi snarled. "Not so fast."
Levi's icy eyes pierced dangerously across the room towards Hisoka with his arms folded impatiently. "What makes you think you are going to be the one that is staying? Shouldn't we discuss it a little further before we go and decide," he growled.
"Indeed," Illumi butted in. "I think that we should all decide that I shall be the one that stays."
"And what makes you think that it shall be you," Sebastian tutted as he strode over to the tension-rising crowd.
"I might ask you the same question, fallen angel," Illumi spat.
Sebastian chuckled darkly. "You said it yourself, I am indeed a fallen angel." His eyes narrowed as the corners of his mouth curled upwards. "Therefore, I indeed know for a fact that it is my child. My inhuman ✨magic✨ does wonders."
"Ok," you quickly said. "That is enough-"
"Have you not seen the size of the print I left behind in Illumi's pie on thanksgiving," Hisoka reminded them all. "Mine beats all."
You all blinked at him dumbfounded.
"How does our decision on who gets to stay in the room turn into "size" comparison," Illumi questioned.
"It doesn't matter," Levi said. "I think we should just have Y/n decide on who gets to stay in here and that will be it."
"Thank you, Levi," you said. "Therefore, I choose him to stay since he is the one that is behaving the most at this moment."
"Why don't you just make me behave like that one night I ✨for sure✨ impregnated you," Hisoka winked.
"THAT'S IT," Levi yelled. "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
With that, Levi swiftly marched over to the other side of the delivery room and pounced Hisoka on his shoulders.
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