𝙃𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙣

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     𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐭, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 was a crowd cheering "Whoa, whoa, whoa

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     𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐭, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 was a crowd cheering "Whoa, whoa, whoa."

"Whoa! Settle."

Amy groans, "Sorry, sarge. Ugh, Halloween is the worst. Everyone's drunk, wearing a mask, and carrying a fake gun. Plus all the girls think they have to dress sexy."

Jake says, "I know, that is the worst. Please make them stop."

Amy asks, "I passed a slutty tree on the way here. Who wants to have sex with a tree?"

"You'd be surprised." Giovanna says, and Scully asks, "Was it a maple?" at the same time. The team turns to look at both of them.

Jake asks, "Was it a maple?"

Charles greets, "Buon giorno, buon giorno. Pretty cool 'stume, huh?"

Jake questions, "'Stume?"

Charles explains, "Short for costume."

Jake says, "Ah. All right, let me guess. You are dumpy Chuck Norris."

Charles says, "No, I'm..."

Rosa guesses, "Dumpy Ron Weasley."

Charles says, "No."

Terry says, "You guys, stop it. He put thought into his costume, and he is obviously Miranda from sex and the City."

"No he's the chef from ratatouille!" Giovanna exclaims excitingly.

"Doesn't he have curly hair?" Steven asks, Everyone turns to look at the two. "I have nieces and nephews!"

Charles explains, "Guys, I'm Mario Batali! "Molto Mario"? Celebrity chef? Ginger Prince of little Italy?"

Jake asks, "Is he also a homeless troll doll? 'Cause you look like a homeless troll doll."

A Perp says, "Hey, sweet Batali costume, dude."

Charles exclaims, "Thank you! There's a man with impeccable taste."

Jake says, "He bit a guy's butt off at a W.N.B.A. game. Eric Stoltz from Mask."

Charles says, "I'll take it. Yeah."


          𝐈𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦, 𝐒𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐝. "I hope you're all well rested. It's gonna be a busy night."

"The holding cell's completely full. I keep having to separate Hillary Clinton and Kim Jong-Un." Jake says and Giovanna remembers seeing Jake having to pull the two away from each other and laughs to herself.

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