Catradora oneshots and short stories

Lightweight dumbass

This was a request by two people, so might as well :)

It was well known by the princess alliance that Adora was a lightweight. However, Catra had yet to experience this side of her girlfriend.

The party was in full swing. Guests of all positions of royalty and nobility were enjoying themselves.

Catra was sitting alone, sipping a glass of wine. She wasn't big on fancy occasions, so she opted to stay away from the dance floor. Glimmer and the other princesses off doing whatever it was they did. Adora had been dragged away by Bow to to the dance floor. Adora was hesitant to leave her girlfriend by herself at a party, but Catra shooed her off.

Melog was under the table, his head on Catra's lap. Petting Melog definitely helped keep her mind from wandering to potentially dangerous thoughts. As she stroked Melog's head absentmindedly, Catra couldn't help but glance around for Adora.

"HEY KITTY!" A familiar voice shouted from behind her.

Catra's ears perked up, looking over her shoulder. Her eyes widened a tad when she saw Adora and Bow approaching her. Adora had the dopiest grin on her face, her eyes set on Catra as she stumbled towards her.

When Adora reached the feline woman, she all but collapsed onto her lap.

"I found yoooouu." Adora slurred, pinching Catra's cheeks.

Catra looked to Bow, quirking an eyebrow. Bow  sighed, rubbing the back of his neck.

"She only had one glass." He said. "She gets drunk fast."

Adora giggled, playing with Catra's ears, wiggling the sensitive body parts.

"You're such a cute kitty." She cooed. "Like, the cutest."

Catra blushed darkly, one of her ears twitching.

"Uh huh. Well, this should be interesting." Sje mused."

Bow pressed his lips together.

"Are you gonna be okay?" He asked.

Catra nodded.

"Yup. If she tries to kill herself, at least there will be others around to witness that I didn't do it." She shrugged. "Go on. I've got her, I think."

Bow turned and walked away. Catra turned her attention to her girlfriend. The blonde was captivated by Catra's ears, petting her head gently.

"So soft." She whispered to no one. "I love you."

Catra snorted.

"I know, babe."

Adora made eye contact. She beamed, wrapping Catra up in a hug.

"You're the greatest girlfriend ever. Even though you're mean."

Adora giggled, snorting in between. She leaned her head on Catra's shoulder, slumping. Catra hummed.

"Thanks, I guess."

Adora suddenly gasped and shot up to her feet. She grabbed Catra by the hand and pulled her along.

"I see Scorpia!" She exclaimed excitedly.

Catra tried not to trip over herself as Adora drunkenly led her towards where Scorpia and Perfuma were standing.

"Hey Scorpia!" Adora shouted, getting the princess' attention.

Scorpia and Perfuma looked their way. Adora and Catra made it over to them. Adora giggled.

"Catra's mean, right? But soooo pretty." She said.

The two princesses looked at Adora, seeing she was clearly intoxicated.