PPG X RRTB 2016 (DISCONTINUED)

Man Up

Narrator: Hey there groovy people, today is the Townsville's Zen-Aissance Fair! It's all peace and love!

Buttercup: Ugh I hate this place why did you guys drag us to this lame fest? Where's the monster trucks, where's the alligator wrestling, where is anything cool around here?! 

Blake: *hands in pockets* Yeah the Zen-Aissance Fair has to be the most boring festival ever! 

Blossom: Huh Buttercup, Blake you two always have really bad attitudes about everything

Buttercup/Blake: Thanks 

Bash: You two have to learn how to relax a little *bumps into a stand* like this guy, let Chillaxi help you relaxi 

Blossom: See? Check it out he's got a free class tomorrow 

Buttercup: We got a better idea *takes the brochure and folds into a swan then throws it*

Blossom/Bash: Ooh 

Blake uses his laser eyes to zap the swan. 

Blake: Why would we want to take a class that teaches you to sit on your butt and be boring? 

Bash: Meditation is not just sitting and being boring. It's about achieving inner peace and not getting distracted on what's going on around you  

Suddenly a large dark brown wooden foot destroys a stand but the Chillaxi guy is still meditating. 

Bubbles: Wow he's good 

Man-Boy: Attention citizens of Wimpsville I am Man Boy!! *mustache flexes*

Breaker: Man Boy? 

Man-Boy: All the power of a man in the body of a boy. *shaves mustache off then instantly grows back* 

Kids: Ewww

Man-Boy: This town used to be a man's town, where men were men and boys were men. Townsville needs to get back to it's manly roots and if that means destroying this hippie carnival then so be it! Unless there's someone man enough to stop me! 

Random hippie: Nah we're good 

Buttercup: This day finally got interesting! 

The two brawny kids fly up to Man-Boy. 

Blake: If you're looking for a fight old Blake and Buttercup can satisfy your need for a beat down 

Man-Boy: *laughs* Why don't you two go play with your dollies princesses?

Buttercup: Princess? Did you just call us princess?!

Blossom: Uh-oh 

Man-Boy: Listen princesses I- *gets punched by Buttercup* Think you can fight me like a man ~princesses~? 

Buttercup: Don't call us princess! 

Blake: You're gonna get it now Man-Boy! 

The wooden robot punches Buttercup making her fall face first in the grass. Blake growls a little but also gets punched by the robot making him crash into a hippie stand. 

Man-Boy: Your girly ways are no match for my man bot I control him purely with my manly will   

The two heroes fly back up to the man bot only for both of them to be punched. 

Fortune Teller: I see great pain in your future 

Buttercup falls back onto another hippie while Blake fell in front before rubbing his cheek in slight pain and flying back up to the man bot following Buttercup.