PPG X RRTB 2016 (DISCONTINUED)

Horn, Sweet Horn

Ah yes the annual school field trip to the zoo.

Zookeeper: And so you see children there is why you should never and try to kiss a giant python, good boy

The kids clap as the python slitters away.

Zookeeper: *whispers* Call for help

Mrs. Keane: Oh um are there any questions?

Bubbles: Me and Breaker have a question-

Breaker: *finishes sentence above* When do we get to see a unicorn?

The other kids started laughing at the two blues.

Buttercup: *facepalms* Aw geez you two

Blossom: Not this again

Girl: There's no such thing as unicorns

Bubbles: There is so we can prove it

Bubbles and Breaker take out matching kazoos.

Breaker: Behold a real life unicorn horn

🎶TOTALLY REAL UNICORN HORN🎶

Bubbles: Stand back everyone, we shall summon one

Bubbles and Breaker blow their kazoos but the kids just continue laughing except for Breaker and the others.

Barry: Come on you two everyone knows the only mythical creature that actually exist is Bigfoot

Mrs. Keane: Alrighty.. who wants to go to the gift shop?

Kids: Yay gift shop, gift shop, gift shop

Bubbles and Breaker fly away sadly and continue to blow their kazoos.

Bubbles: Maybe everyone was right

Breaker: Yeah maybe unicorns aren't real

Bubbles blows her kazoo again and suddenly a white pony with a brown horn comes out of the bush catching the bubbly kids attention.

Bubbles/Breaker: *gasp* A unicorn

Bubbles and Breaker both cheer and squeal as they hug the unicorn.

Breaker: We're gonna be best friends forever

Bubbles: And we'll name you 'Pointy'

Bash: Guys the bus is about to leave

Buttercup: Whoa how'd that horse get loose?

Bubbles: Buttercup this isn't a horse-

Breaker: It's our magical mystical best friend unicorn

Blake: Uhh I hate to break to you guys but that's no unicorn, it's a plain old pony

Blossom: No way ponies have shorter legs it's a colt

Buttercup: A colt? What's a colt?

Bash: A baby horse

Buttercup: Then what's a filly?

Blossom: Uhh a horse with attitude?

Buttercup: Either way it's definitely not a unicorn, it's just sad

Donny: Well excuse me! I may not have a horn but I do have a heart and in that heart I know I'm a beautiful unicorn!!!

All: *gasp* You can talk?!

Donny: Yes I can talk. But who cares? I'll never be anything more than just Donny, the wanna-be corn.

Buttercup: Whoa drama bomb.