PPG X RRTB 2016 (DISCONTINUED)

Painbow

It was another rainy day at school in the City of Townsville. Right now grammar class just begun and sitting in the front row were Blake and Buttercup.

Ms. Keane: Now class I got a really cool surprise for you

Buttercup: Is it an ice cream party?

Ms. Keane: No

Blake: Early dismissal party?

Ms. Keane: No even cooler than that

Buttercup: *thinks* UFO party!

Kid: What is it Ms. Keane?

Ms. Keane: Ms. Keane has left the building

Ms. Keane runs under her desk and turns on a stereo before jumping on the desk just to be seen in a wizard costume.

Ms. Keane: My name is Sansa Syntax, the grammar wizard! And it's time to begin this year's language unit!

Kids: (unhappy) Yay

Blake: What?! That's the opposite of cool

Ms. Keane: Who can tell me a little bit about the magic of dangling participles?

Buttercup: Why don't you check your spell book?

The kids in the class laugh.

Ms. Keane: Very funny, Buttercup. But please save your comments for later. We need to get through this. *clears throat* Now do you any of you know when to use you and I instead of you and me?

Blake: Don't ask me. *pulls eyes* Eye don't know.

The kids laugh a little harder than last time this time with Buttercup laughing along.

Ms. Keane: Blake, please. I know this isn't what you wanted to do today, but I am trying hard to make it fun for you guys. The grammar unit is really important, and--

Buttercup: Grammar? More like *mimics fart at the same time with Blake*

The laughter got louder making Ms. Keane get a light pink on her cheeks as pulls off her beard.

Ms. Keane: Okay, Buttercup and Blake! That's it! There is a time and a place for goofing off, and it's not my classroom. I hate to do this, but I'm going to have to send you both to the.. principal's..

A rainbow suddenly appears out of the sky and stops the rain. But Ms. Keane starts to get swirly eyes as she stared at the rainbow.

Ms. Keane: Rainbow! Wow. What was I saying?

Buttercup: Uh, probably nothing important

Ms. Keane: Oh, yeah! I was just about to give you both a hug, because you're just such special little kids

Blake: Special? I thought we were being bad.

Ms. Keane: Yes! You two are so good at being bad. You guys always do what you want, and it's so much fun! Let's all do what we want!

Kids: *in unison* Yay!

Girl: I want to sit upside down.

Boy: And I want to eat candy

Buttercup: What about the grammar lesson?

Blake: Yeah I thought it was like really important or whatever.

Ms. Keane: Grammar can wait till next year. *picks up Buttercup and Blake* Now's how about that early-dismissal party?

Buttercup: Okay!

Blake: Sure!

The bell rings and the kids run out of school with swirly eyes as well while Blake and Buttercup are carrying a handful of candy.