A/N:
Because most of the outcomes for the characters are the same, I put them all together. I'll be doing this for the entire book.
Alastor, Molly and Charlie:
Let's be honest. Alastor, Molly and Charlie would ignore the fact that someone hit on you. Everything would be just fine, until you wake up the next day and see a bloody corpse on the floor.
Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb:
Yeah, they would be like 'Bye Falicia.' before they shoot the motherfucker a bunch of times.
Valentino and Vox:
They would walk up to you and make out with you until the flirt gets uncomfortable with the situation and leaves. If the flirt doesn't leave, instant double death.
Tom, Velvet and Niffty:
To be honest, these three would beat the flirt up. However once they are done, they would be sad for the rest of the day. You would just give them lots and lots of love.
Arackniss, Harmony Rose, Katie Killjoy and Vaggie:
Oh shit. By the time these four are done dealing with the flirt, there will be nothing left to get rid of. Yeah, no one dares to fuck with these guys at all.
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Hazbin Hotel Dating Scenarios
FanfictionYeah, y'all know how it goes. Only written from a female's point of view.
