Hazbin Hotel Dating Scenarios

Poly Relationships

Tom Trench and Katie Killjoy:

Oh God, here we go. These two may hate each other but they put their differences aside because they love you. You're their world, so they get very protective of you.

If anyone tries to hurt you, Tom and Katie will fuck them up badly. As for the bedroom situation, they're goddamn freaks so good luck with that.

Velvet and Cherri Bomb:

These two teen girls are powerful forces of nature. You three are a balance of wholesome and kinky, especially in bed. Most of the time, you guys cuddle.

Let's be real here. Cherri and Velvet would give up their afterlives just to save you. They love you very much and they make sure you know it.

Angel Dust and Vaggie:

Oh Lord, I pray for those of you who decide to date these two. They'd fight over you when you're not around and you have to break it up. Despite that, they love you endlessly.

If anyone hurts you or makes you cry, Angel and Vaggie will kill them faster than the exterminators will. These two are actually freaks in bed, so good luck to you.

Valentino and Vox:

Oh My God, these guys. Your parents, Arackniss and Harmony, would be scared of you getting your heart broken because you're dating the two overlords. Then again, they also know that you'll be fine.

Anyway, Val and Vox constantly show you off to everyone they know. You're loved and worshipped by them. They'll prove it time and time again by killing whoever hurts you.

Y'all are freaks in bed, so there's that. Arackniss walked in on you guys when you did the deed once. To make matters worse, you were fucked by both of your lovers at the same time and all three of you thought you were home alone.

Your father was just about to yell at you guys, but then Harmony told him to come to her in a seductive manner. Arackniss left the moment he heard your mother's sultry voice and you knew exactly what it meant. Y'all just went back to the Porn Studio and picked up where you left off. You just hoped that you wouldn't have a sibling.

Yeah, your father walked in on you and your boyfriends when y'all got nasty. Deal with it, bitch.

Alastor and Kitrina Catlett:

These two would actually be fluffy as fuck. You three would sing from dusk till dawn. Y'all aren't really that sexual, but you do have your moments.

Alastor is always protective of you and Kitty because he fears that the other overlords will hurt you both. Kitty loves to cuddle, but she respects Alastor's boundaries too. The chemistry you guys share is amazing.

Charlotte Magne and Amoré Lovell:

Welp, here we go. Amoré sleeps with men for money, but you and Charlie don't mind it because you both understand why she does it.

Charlie's usually adamant about not sinning but believe it or not, she's actually a freak in bed. Both her and Amoré. These two overlords will kill whoever hurts you no matter who they are. They love you so much.

Harmony Rose and Arackniss:

Holy shit, we're dealing with these two. I'll be honest. Arackniss and Harmony are fucking freaks in bed, so yeah. Good luck, bitches.

Even when they're out with you in public, one of them says and does something inappropriate. It's mainly Harmony, because she's just as dirty minded as Angel Dust. They both know how to flirt in Italian, so get ready to be flustered every single day of your existence.

But on a more serious note, they trust you with their afterlives. They told you all their secrets and even their human names, which you haven't told anyone. These two will love and protect you for all eternity no matter what happens.