Hazbin Hotel Dating Scenarios

They Accidentally Hurt Your Feelings

Harmony Rose:

This overlord right here will lose her fucking mind and apologize millions of times before hugging you tightly. She loves you a lot and she will do anything to make sure that you're happy. She'll just ask you not to tell Valentino about what happened.

Arackniss:

Yeah, he'll be calm on the outside and cuddle you. However, he'll totally freak out about it on the inside. He'll end up being soft for about a week before becoming his lovable jackass self once again.

Tom Trench:

Tom will apologize many times before taking off his mask and peppering your face with endless kisses. He loves you so much that he stays angry at himself for months just because of what he did to you.

Velvet:

Velvet will immediately hold you close to her and apologize nonstop for what she did to you. She can't afford to lose you. She loves you too much.

Angel Dust:

He'll end up crying with you and hugging you very tightly while apologizing a million times. Other than Arackniss, Molly, Harmony, Amoré, and everyone else at the hotel, Angel has no one looking out for him. He can't think of living his afterlife without you.

Vaggie:

Vaggie will kiss your forehead and hug you for the longest time while apologizing endlessly. She can't bear to see you sad. It breaks her heart when that happens.

Valentino:

Yeah, Valentino will treat you like a fucking queen for the entire week. He'll do anything just to see you smile. Hell, he will even be more cuddly than horny. He just begs you not to tell your parents he accidentally hurt you because he knows that they will definitely fuck him up.

Cherri Bomb:

Cherri will hug you and apologize a lot of times for what she did. She'll then take you to a random area in Pentagram City and surprise you with her multi colored explosives show to cheer you up.

Alastor:

Alastor will stop smiling and actually feel pain. He'll hug you so tightly that it's impossible to get out of his grip. He'll apologize many times for what he did.

Vox:

He'll instantly flip out and give you endless cuddles while apologizing every second. You mean a lot more to him than you know.

Kitrina Catlett:

Kitty will give you so much love and affection until you can't handle it anymore. She'll endlessly apologize for what she did. This bean loves you a lot.

Charlotte Magne:

Oh dear God, Charlie will immediately start overreacting when she realizes what she has done. She will hug you and sing to you before apologizing many times for what happened.

Amoré Lovell:

Amoré will hate herself eternally for hurting you in the way she did. She will apologize to you many times while cuddling you. She doesn't want to lose you because you mean a lot to her. Amoré may be an overlord, but that means nothing if she doesn't have you. She just asks you not to tell your parents about it.