Hazbin Hotel Dating Scenarios

You Go Somewhere Without Them Knowing

Harmony Rose:

Yeah, this overlord right here will put a tracking device on you and watch you wherever you go. When you get back home, she will already be in her full overlord form and yell at you for hours. She then tells you to not scare her like that ever again while she cuddles you.

Arackniss:

Niss will freak out about where you are. He will literally drag his ex-girlfriend, Harmony Rose, from wherever the fuck she is and ask her to help him find you. When you come home, he yells at you for five minutes while he holds back tears. Like Harmony, he then cuddles you and tells you to never do it again.

Vox:

Yeah, Vox will track you down through every TV in Hell and demand that you come home. When you come home, he yells at you for five minutes before he holds you close. He does not want to lose you.

Valentino:

Valentino loses his shit and asks your parents where the fuck you are. When Arackniss and Harmony say that they do not know where you are, Val freaks out and tells your parents that he does not know either. Valentino and your parents then launch a motherfucking search party. When you come home, Val cuddles you and tells you to never do it again.

Velvet:

Velvet will track you with her phone. When you come home, she tackle hugs you and tells you to not scare her like that again while crying.

Katie Killjoy:

Yeah, Katie loses her mind when she does not know where you are. The minute you come home, she hugs you and tells you in a stern tone of voice to never do it again.

Tom Trench:

Oh shit, Tom freaks out when he does not know where you are. When you come home, he takes off his mask and tackle hugs you. He tells you to not scare him like that again.

Kitrina Catlett:

Kitty waits for hours until you come home. When you do, she bursts into tears and hugs you tightly. She tells you that she gets scared when you disappear like that and tells you to never do it again.

Amoré Lovell:

Yeah, Amoré immediately gets a panic attack when she does not know where you are. She kills anyone and everyone in her path until she finds you. When you come home, she cuddles you and tells you to never do it again.

Angel Dust:

Angie will worry a lot because he will think Valentino took you away from him. Please do not do that to the adorable tall spooder boi.

Vaggie:

Yeah no, that is not happening. Vaggie will cuss you out in Spanish if you do.

Charlotte Magne:

Charlie will break down and cry. Lucifer will definitely want to kill you for doing that to her, so please do not do it.

Cherri Bomb:

Yeah, it is impossible to do that to Cherri. She will always find you no matter what.

Alastor:

Our dear Radio Demon will begin a massacre in Hell if you did that. Do not even try.

Molly:

Yeah, Molly is gonna cry and her brothers are gonna be pissed at you. Do not fucking dare do it to her.

Niffty:

This bean right here will send Alastor and Husk to track you down. When you come home, Niffty starts crying and begs you to not scare her like that again.