Hazbin Hotel Dating Scenarios

Your Family Member's Opinion On Your S/O

Vox:

"I don't like the sound of this, but at least you're happy."

Vox doesn't approve of you dating Alastor at all. You know why. He will definitely kill Alastor if he hurts you though.

Vaggie:

"I'm cool with you dating Angel. Just don't get pregnant."

Vaggie doesn't mind you dating Angel. She's just scared that he might cheat on you or knock you up considering the fact that you two fuck a lot. If Angel ever breaks your heart, Vaggie will definitely chase him around the Hotel with her spear while she screams cuss words in Spanish.

Angel Dust:

"It's good that you're dating the Princess, sis!"

He loves the fact that you're dating someone as sweet as Charlie. He's still overprotective of you though. He won't hesitate to hurt Charlie if she hurts you.

Sir Pentious:

"Niffty is abssssolutely adorable! You're sssso lucky to have sssomeone like her, Y/N!"

Sir Pentious still asks himself how in the world did his own daughter manage to fall in love with such a smol and adorable cutie. He loves Niffty. He'll definitely hurt Niffty if she hurts you though.

Angel Dust:

"My daughter's dating my best friend? My afterlife is now complete."

Angel loves the fact that you're dating his best friend. He won't hesitate to hurt Cherri if she hurts you though.

Arackniss and Harmony:

"My angel, get the car. I will not tolerate this."

"I got the holy shotguns, Harmony. Now let's move!"

Yeah no, these two aren't happy with you dating Valentino at all. They have their reasons though.

You see, Arackniss and Harmony absolutely HATE Valentino with their whole afterlives for many reasons. Your dad, Arackniss, hates Val because of what he did to his brother. Your mom, Harmony, hates Valentino because she suffered a lot of abuse while she worked for him. Both of them constantly plan to kill your dear boyfriend. You piss them off all the time when you sneak out to meet with Val.

If Valentino accidentally or intentionally breaks your heart, then he's in really deep shit. Not even God himself will be able to save Val from what your parents will do to him. You see, if Arackniss ever found out that Val broke your heart, he will definitely lose his shit and go on a killing spree.

Harmony will torment Val by changing his good dreams to nightmares for all eternity, which will give him enough trauma to make him commit suicide. In conclusion, they're just both really overprotective of you.

Alastor:

"I do not approve of this at all, but I will tolerate Vox if it makes you happy."

Alastor doesn't approve of you dating Vox at all. You know why. He will definitely kill Vox if he hurts you.

Tom Trench:

"Velvet seems like a decent girl. I'm happy that you are with her."

Tom's okay with you dating Velvet. He just doesn't want her to break your heart. If Velvet hurts you in any way, he'll use a flamethrower to kill her.

Husk:

"I hate that spider bitch, but I'll put up with her for your sake. If Katie hurts you, she's gonna end up double dead."

Husk doesn't approve of you dating Katie at all. You know why. He will definitely kill her if she breaks your heart.

Katie Killjoy:

"I'm fine with you dating Tom, poptart. However if that limp dick jackass hurts you, I'm gonna kill him."

Katie's fine with you dating Tom. If she ever finds out that Tom broke your heart, she will definitely kill him.

Charlotte Magne and Vaggie:

"OH MY GOD! YOU AND KITTY ARE DATING?! YOU TWO MAKE SUCH AN ADORABLE COUPLE!"

"Cool, I guess."

Charlie and Vaggie love the fact that you're dating someone as kind as Kitrina. If Kitty hurts you in any way or breaks your heart, your mothers will definitely lose their shit and rip her to shreds.

Velvet:

"Y/N, I'll be honest. I don't like the fact that you're dating Harmony's ex. However, I still support the relationship. If Niss ever hurts you, I will cut his dick off and force feed it to him in front of you while laughing maniacally."

Your little sister, Velvet, doesn't like the fact that you're dating her best friend's ex. It scares her to think about what Harmony will do to you. She still supports the relationship though. However if Arackniss breaks your heart, he's in serious shit.

Niffty:

"I'm happy that you're dating Molly. If she ever hurts you, I'm killing her."

Niffty loves seeing you with Molly. She thinks that you two are a cute couple. If Molly ever breaks your heart, Niffty will cry with you until you fall asleep, then your dear mother will sneak out of the hotel late at night just to try to kill her in her sleep.

Valentino:

"Listen here, my precious daughter. I don't like the fact that you're dating one of my former workers, but I still support your relationship because I wanna see you happy. If Harmony ever breaks your heart, just tell me about it and I will murder her in a heartbeat."

Valentino doesn't like the fact that you're dating one of his former workers, but he's okay with the relationship. He won't hesitate to kill Harmony with his bare hands if she breaks your heart though.