𝐂𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐞||𝙵𝚒𝚟𝚎/𝙰𝚒𝚍𝚊𝚗 𝙸𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜

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Y/n and Aidan 'hating'
eachother for Five ;)
minutes straight
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Y/n and Aidan being
the literal parents of
George for four minutes
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Y/n and Aidan being
the literal (C/n) and
Five for four minutes
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Aidan raining Y/n with
love and attention for
Seven minutes straight
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Y/n being the child she
is for 1 hour lol
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Y/n and Aidan's
livestream compilation
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Y/n and Aidan behind
the scenes
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(C/n) and Five
bickering like an old
married couple
because they are an
old married couple
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Five and Vanya
fighting for (C/n)'s
attention for
13 minutes straight
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Five and C/n's
relationship in a
nutshell. ▶️play
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Bold with (*)-is the opinion of the editor

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"Okay,I just want to say that you all suck except Ben,Vanya,Klaus,Pogo and Grace."Y/n says as she enters the room while the others sat in the sofas scattered around the room.

"But Vanya literally cause the apocalypse"Luther spoke up as Vanya looks down

"Did I stutter ape man?"Y/n sassed

"But Five is your husband?"Klaus asks intrigued and Y/n shooks her head

"Doesn't mean I like him"she answers and Five playfully glares at her

"Okay but real talk,I love that beautiful arrogant,coffee obssessed,bastard"Y/n says as she sat beside Five leaning on him.

"You think I'm beautiful?"Five asks as he blushed

"Okay,this is fucking unfair"Klaus says as he sat beside Y/n

"If I said that to Five I would be dead by now"Klaus pouts as he lay his head on Y/n's shoulder

"Its okay Klausy,"Y/n says as she pats his head

~~~

"Okay.I took a shower,I made Five his coffee,I brushed my teeth...I didn't sleep but—Wait—"Y/n realizes as she looks in the mirror

"AHHHHHH!"Y/n screams as she ran around the academy

"What's the matter Y/n/n?"Five asks as he spatial jumps in front of Y/n

Y/n stops panicking and looks at Five.

"My sanity is missing—AHHHHHH!"she screams again as she started running

Five then sighs,"She's my wife,She's my wife...I love her...She's my wife"Five mutters under his breath like a mantra as he spatial jumps towards Y/n.

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Y/n walks out to the backyard carrying a basket,everyone greeted her but she went straight to Five and pulls him to sat on the floor.

"What is it now?"Five asks and Y/n glares at him

"You're gonna help me make flower crowns for everyone"she commanded and Five just sighed nodding

"Here's yours"Y/n says as she puts a flower crown on top of his head.

"Aweee,our little psycho looks cute"Klaus cooed as Five glares at him while Y/n smiles proudly

~~~

Five comes in the kitchen trying to find some coffee on the cupboards when he saw Y/n standing there,her back facing Five as she stirs a mug of coffee.

Five then walks towards her as he wraps his arms around her waist and leaning his head on her shoulder.

Tucking her hair behind her ears,he whispered."Drink all the coffee again and we're fucking done"

Y/n laughs as she faces Five,"I would be threatened if I didn't made this last cup of coffee for you and not for me"

Five then smiled kissing her on the cheeks,"well I'm glad I gotta keep a wife and cup of coffee"he says before he spatial jumps away.

~~~

The Hargreeves' follows Allison as they carried Y/n while Five tries to stop the bleeding on her abdomen where she got shot.

"Shit shit shit"Five says as they lay her in a metal table.

"Okay,Y/n what's your type?"Allison asks Y/n as Five paces back and forth around the room.

"Do you really need to ask?"Y/n asks in confusion

Allison looks at her confused and nodded as Grace tries to take the bullet out.

"Uhhh,hard on the outside soft on the inside,basically Five obviously—"

"No—Y/n your blood type!"Diego says as Luther grimaces on the blood

"Oh okay,"Y/n nodded as she winced

"B+"

"We can't be positive Y/n you're bleeding!"Klaus says and Five rolls his eyes

Y/n then laughs as she closes her eyes,passing out.

"Is she okay?"Five asks worried and Grace nodded

"She just passed out"

~~~

Y/n opens her eyes as she didn't recognized her surroundings.

"Where am I?"she asks as Five looks up from his book

"Heaven"Five answered sarcatically

"Oh."Y/n nodded sitting up

"Then why are you here?"

"Listen here you littles shithead,you got shot and you made me worry—"and the rant goes on

~~~

Y/n sang as she rinse herself when the shower curtains suddenly opened.

Y/n screams as Five stood there unalarmed.

"Hey—stop screaming—Do we still have coffee?"he asks and Y/n throws a shampoo bottle at him

Five then tried to shield himself as he walks backwards towards the door.

"Ouch!—Geez woman.Fine,I'll just buy my own coffee"

~~~

"Five have this ex,her name is Delores,we're really hitting it off but I think we're not meant to be"Klaus says dramatically as he sat beside Diego

"Yes Klaus because its a mannequin"Luther rolls his eyes

"Wait—a mannequin?"Y/n asks and Diego nodded

Five then looks nervous that Y/n will think he's crazy but his eyes widened as Y/n smacks him in the arm repeatedly.

"You bastard!"

"What!?"Five asks as he shields himself with his forearm

"A fucking mannequin,that's why you always look shady when we go to department store full of mannequins"Y/n yells

"I don't even look at them—Ouch,stop!"

"Is she one of those mannequins in gimble brothers?"Y/n asks and Diego chimed in.

"Yeah!,she's there!"Diego says as Klaus cheers on Y/n

"Bastard,that's why you enjoy shopping with me"

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