A/N: This chapter is a really long one. I'm sorry if it's too long but it's worth the read I promise :) I really like this chapter and think it sets up the beginning of the story well. I hope u like it :D
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Peter
Hey, hypothetically, what should I do if I have a 200 pound bad guy in an ally?
...unconscious...
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Ummm
This might be a bad time for u,
but i don't know what ur talking abt
Or who you are.... you have the wrong number
Peter
Haha very funny Ned but can u answer this very real and totally not fake hypothetical question?
?
Well have u tried dragging him out of the ally?
Hypothetically speaking ofc
Peter
Yes, that was the first thing I tried. I mean I can take the weight obvi,
But it's kind of shady to be seen dragging someone unconscious out of an ally way
...Hypothetically
?
Yeah I know what u mean
It brings a lot of unwanted attention
That's y I usually avoid doing it
Peter
Since when has that happened Ned
?
u do realise I'm not your friend
Peter
Are u sure -_-
?
Yep
Pretty sure
Peter
Oh sorry, guess I got the number wrong...
U do know that, that was a hypothetical situation right?
Likethistotallydidn'thappenandit'snotrealbecuaseit'sallhypothetical...
?
Riiiiiight
Yeah I don't believe u
First, when someone says 'hypothetically' it's not hypothetical
Second, u sound guilty... and I don't even know how that is possible over text
Peter
First, I'm not lying
Second, I always sound guilty (it adds to my charm)
?
Uh huh...
So then, hypothetically, what r u gonna do abt the 200 pound bad guy in this non-existent alleyway
Peter
...idek
?
U said he was unconscious right?
Peter
Right
?
Then tie him up, call the police, and then run away from the crime
Since he's not awake he'll put up less of a fight
Peter
Smart, I'm gonna do that. Thx!
...just so u know, this is all hypothetical
?
Oh of course!
/s
Peter
Hey!
There's no need for sarcasm
I'm telling the truth
?
Sure...
~ 5 mins later ~
?
Have u done it yet
Peter
Done what
?
Taken my advice
Did u tie him up, call the police and run away?
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How'd you get this number?
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