7 - I'm gonna kill him

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The patriotic one
Heyyyyy Nat!

Nat
Steve...

The patriotic one
Watcha doing?

Nat
What do u want  -_-

The patriotic one
What makes u think I want something

Nat
U only txt without grammar if u want something
Tell me what it is
Or fuck off
I've got work to do

The patriotic one
Damn okay I'll tell you.
Just watch your language

Nat
Spit it out Rogers

The patriotic one
Can I add Peter to the Avengers group chat?

Nat
Who's Peter

The patriotic one
Nat, come on,
You know who Peter is

Nat
Who?

The patriotic one
The kid you've been texting for the last couple of weeks.
The one that makes you happier than usual.

Nat
Who. The fuck. Told u.

The patriotic one
No one, I figured it out on my own.

Nat
That's hard to believe

The patriotic one
How is it that hard to believe? I'm smart

Nat
Ur not intelligent enough to work it out on ur own

The patriotic one
Mean much?

Nat
Not mean enough
...
Barton told u
Didn't he

The patriotic one
No
I have no idea what ur talking abt
I rlly figured it out

Nat
Ur not using grammar again
Ur lying

The patriotic one
Okay, Clint did tell me

Nat
I'm gonna kill him

The patriotic one
I tricked him into it tho!
So it wasn't his fault

Nat
Ur a terrible liar
And I'm gonna murder Clint

The patriotic one
So, can I add Peter to the group chat?

Nat
No way in hell

The patriotic one
But I already told him I would.

Nat
U did what!

The patriotic one
He seemed really excited.

Nat
Looks like 2 Avengers r going to die tonight

The patriotic one
Natasha, you can't kill me.

Nat
Too late
I've already decided how

The patriotic one
Hey, that's no way to treat a fellow team member Romanoff.
We need to fight as a team.
Trust as a team.
Learn as a team.
We need to be honourable.

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