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"Okay shut up." Willow rubs her temples. Theo and Blaise went to Hogsmeade, and brought some food to our dorm; they got a little carried away with Willow's weed.
"No no you're missing out on the best part," Theo takes one more hit from his joint before passing it to Willow to hold. "And then after that verse that you so rudely interrupted us on, we go, Skrrt that"
"Yeet"
"Pop that"
Which one should I Stupefy first...
"Okay, that's enough." I cut them off.
Theo throws a wrapper from one of his sweets at me "You're so fucking boring. Just sing it with us."
"No." I glare at him.
"Asyaaaaa." Blaise shakes my shoulders.
"No."
"Just say yeet once and we'll leave you alone." Theo raises his brows at me, looking at me expectedly. Blaise and him both look at each other with a grin and nod, chanting my name like they're at a quidditch game.
I hate myself.
"Yeet. Now fuck off out of our room. Both of you."
"Whatever." Theo scoffs. "Hey mate maybe Daph will—"
"No." Blaise cuts him off.
"But you don't even know what I'm gonna say."
"Anything that comes out of your mouth, especially when it involves her, is a no for me."
"I see, so this is how our friendship is, ey?" Theo sniffles, wipes fake tears before they both go to the door to leave.
"Wait! Take these." Willow throws them their shirts; they both took them off for the 'effect'. "Now you can fuck off." They toss their shirts over their heads, swinging it around like its hair, before finally leaving.
"Never again." I eye Willow.
"Agreed." She burns out her joint. "You going to your tutor session tonight?"
"I'm just going to get the work I need to complete from him. Then I'll come back up to my dorm. McGonagall said I just need to finish the tutoring work."
"Mhmmm"
"Mhmmm," I repeat after her. "Anyways, I'll be back, in the meantime, feel free to use a Scourgify. They left a fucking mess in here." I leave my dorm and make my way to the library, noticing a blonde head peak up from its seat as I open the door. He has books with him.
Does he actually think I'm going to let him tutor me?
"What's with the books? I don't actually need to be tutored by you. I wouldn't have failed if you hadn't switched out the tests."
