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fifth grade crush

i remember in fifth grade, i had a crush on a guy named sam ((wow annelies u had a crush on a bOY)) and we were playing cannonball. basically he and i were running ti get this ball anD HE SUDDENLY DIVED IN FUCKING FROMT OF ME AND I STEPPED LITERALLY STEPPED ON HIS BACK.

okAY IN FIFTH GRADE HE WAS LIKE 4'11 WHILE I WAS FUCJUNG 5'3

I FUCKING DEMOLISHED HIM. lmao i thINK I BROKE THEPOOR FUCKBOY'S BACK.

and about two months later we ended up "dating". ok gather 'round kids auntie annelies is about to tell u how to get them boys: yoU LITERALLY FUCKING BREAK THIR BACKS GET EM MY SWEet children

@ sam: r u okay??