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*slight language warning* (don"t worry, I told larry to add to the swear jar)

simp09876 : Dou you like anyone? btw I ship you with Shrignold. (ik you said something else but i forgot and im lazy)
Me: me two (when shipping canon characters)
Larry: *Throws up* UMM!- EXCUSSSSSSE ME SIR! I'm VERY straight
Shrignold: *stops applying *cheery* chapstick* uhh yeah- yeah.
Larry: what the f*ck?
Me: well.... I think you're kinda gay... unless you can prove you're not~
Larry: beat it, I'm mad òmó *crosses arms*
Me: well do you like anyone?
Larry: hmmm........ Well...... considering there is a lack of females..... eeh I'd go on a date with either you or spinach.
Me: but do you lke anyone?
Larry: Good question...


                                                              ...yes
(oh my malcolm i just typed that)
Me: ...who?
Larry: yes
Me: okay..... So yeah.... Larry x Shrignold
Larry: GOD NO!!
Me: Sorry I couldn't answer your question... but Larry seems to not like someone, likes every female, has a crush on shrigy, or just doesn't wanna say.... anyway.... sorry if the answer was disapointing... Katie out!
Larry: thank god....

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