Keith: uhm- I- *deep inhale* that wouldn't be safe my friend, I don't know you. And for my safety I will respectfully decline. Thank you for your interest. NOW LEAVE ME ALONE! Please.
Me: geez. Rude much >:( he'd gladly marry you
*I slip a ring on his finger*
Me: now you're secure for life >:3
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