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K: *D E E P B R E A T H E* WELCOME GUYS AND GALS AND NON-BINARY PALS! LADIES AND BROS AND NON-BINARY HOES! YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED TO WATCH (read) THE FIRST ANNUAL TEACHER OF THE YEAR AWARD FIGHT. A PILLOW FIGHT SO DEADLY, COFFIN MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO FIGHT. (But he will) LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!
K: First we have the calm before the storm... no strikes... who will land the first blow?
As if he is a fucking target, warren is first to go, being beaten half to death with fluffy fluffy pillows. He is in tears, sobbing. Next off the list is Mr. Choo Choo, passing out on his pillow... he alive? Coffin takes the opportunity to get Grandpa out with a slight pillow tap. Well done. Good sportsmanship bud. Tony is heading after sketchbook at full force, smacking her into the wall. Sketchbook is out. Shrignold has chickened out and excused himself. We understand because his wings are delicate. Poor guy. Steak is tenderized by Lars who also gets rid of Colin, Electracy, and Tony. A well earned hunt, kill, and streak. However, he is easily taken out by Coffin while celebrating. Better luck next time. Briefcase refuses to hit coffin, giving coffin the chance to take him out. He looks around victorious before being tackled by Lily and Todney who have been hiding in the corner this whole time, they take him out on both sides resulting in the "death" of Coffin.
The winner(s):
LILY AND TODNEY
K: wow.... Okay.... Uh... not my favorite, but uhm... good tactic. Congrats. Lily: look Todney, *they are handed a trophy* a trophy! Todney: we can show it to father and brother Lily: and grandma! *they run off* K: .... Should I do this every year? I mean... they don't really celebrate thanksgiving so....
