"teeheeheeheeh hai guess wut liam. ur nem backwards is mail. teeheeheeheeh."
liam slappered niall im da face with his moobs "whale ur nem backwards is llain."
"ur a payne in me arse." niall said pointing to a red mark on his white cracker bum
"ur a whoren." liam googled *giggled
"shut up liem u luk like a dog." niall smirked
liam ripped nialls nose off "i got ur nose n guess wut." liam put nialls nose by hum bum and farted into his nostrils "u smell dat smell that smelly smell that smells smelly"
niall puked den died