chapter eleventy-seven

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"teeheeheeheeh hai guess wut liam. ur nem backwards is mail. teeheeheeheeh."

liam slappered niall im da face with his moobs "whale ur nem backwards is  llain."

"ur a payne in me arse." niall said pointing to a red mark on his white cracker bum

"ur a whoren." liam googled  *giggled

"shut up liem u luk like a dog." niall smirked

liam ripped nialls nose off "i got ur nose n guess wut." liam put nialls nose by hum bum and farted into his nostrils "u smell dat smell that smelly smell that smells smelly"

niall puked den died

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