-hairys POV-
"...Lori! ...Look ...it's ...Calvin!" Hazard said pointing his wond in the direction to a duck by the pond
Louis glared daggers at Harry "I'm not a girl Harold! And my names Louis not Lori!"
Harry titled his head to the side and it accidentally fell off
Louis gasped and farted pixie dust and then Harry's body ran away
Then a thing fell from the sky that was Glozell green
"Oh no! Harry is u okay is u good cuz I wanted to know!" Glozell said with a camera in her hand
Louis cried tears of carrot juice from all the carrots fans gave him "no! Harry is not okay his head just fell off his body!"
Glozell pulled a magic potion out of her hair "dis will make a new body grow he has to drink it though"
Louis took the potion and put it in Harry's mouth
Then a body grew but it was no ordinary body...
It was the body of a cat
"Oops!" Glozell said then Louis got mad and farted making Glozell fly away
"Hickory dickery dock!" Louis cried more carrot juice and some of the carrot juice went in Harry's mouth and then Harry's cat body disappeared and his real body came back
"Hey Lois!"
Louis glared at Harry but then Niall came running towards them
"Aye guys! Help me! Zens after me lucky charms!"
Zen came running with Liam behind him
"Niall give me ur lucky charms I need them to impress perry"
Liam sighed loudly "zayn that wasn't Perrie! That was a platypus!"
Zayn sneezed and then yelled "GAGAGA" then walked away with swag
"Zen not after ur lucky charms no more!" Glozell said appearing again
Louis coughed and farted "what you doing here I thought I blew you away with my fart"
Glozell raised her hand flew away but not by Louis fart this time
"Bye" Niall said stomping all the way to nandos
"Bye" Liam said and got on a horse and flew away to find zen
"Just us" Harry said pulling a tissue out of his hair and wiping Louis's carrot juice tears
Louis farted and shook his head
"I have to go. duty calls." Louis said and blew himself away with his farts
"WAIT BY DUTY DO YOU MEAN POOP!?" Harry yelled falling to his knees and looking up at the sky where Louis went
"...Bye" Harry said and ate a banana he found in his pocket
