a nudder chaptor

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"Name?" a chash ear asked

harry is at,starburcks getting a drink

"my names jeff"

the chash ear sighed "like i havent heard that one b4."

an old lady jumped . out of harrys hair "BINGO!"

"why is ur gramma in ur hair?" the cash ear,asked

jeff,(harry) sighed "that's my girfend!!¡%"''

the cash ear gasped "y u cheating on lou/-!"

"cuz he cries too much carrot juuce!"

the cash ear glared at harry "well guess wut! im nlt rly a cash ear!" the cash ear took his face off "IM THE SWAGMASTAFROMDONCASTER AND UR UNDER ARREST FOR BREAKING NY HEART!"

abd then harry had a heart attack and died

"whyyyy did this happen??!" louis cried carrot juice

light yagami appeared "becaz hes rotton join me and be the godass of mah world"

louis farted out of shock "howd u kikk harry?"

light handed louis his deaf note "wid dis"

louis wrote lights name with his carrot tears "now u gunna die//!!"

light gasped "no!" he grabbed the dead note and looked in it

"you put light imagay"'

louis shook his head "nuh uh. yagami"

"imagay!"

louis laghed "i wanted to hear u sah that!"

then louis had a,heart attack n died but not from ds death note its cuz he saw,ryuks ugly face

IDEK WHAT THIS IS ANYMORE WTF

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