(SMG4) The Agency Part One: Join Us

Chapter 4: "My Mario"

(Meggy's POV)

It's the end of the day. We just finished a shit ton of training. Probably a lot more than 10 times they can handle.

I see all the so-called "agents" collapse on the ground, trying to catch their breath.

Meggy: Come on, is this really the best you can do?

Mark: *breathing heavily* It's... only... our first-

Dickhead just out of nowhere throws up on the floor. What the hell is wrong with these kids?

Meggy: Ugh... Jesus christ- okay um... you! Whatever your name is.

I point to one of the idiots gagging in the corner.

Sam: *barely able to talk* agh... my na-me's Sam-

Meggy: I don't care just stand up

I watch as she slowly but surely gets up from the ground. Wow, these guys are weaker than I thought.

Meggy: What the fuck was that?

Sam: W-what?

Meggy: You just got up like you're a baby learning how to walk.

Sam: Sorry... I'm... just tired-

Meggy: You think you can be tired like that when Octabia- Octoviey- whatever his name is comes and attacks with his... um... what are they?

Pov: *groans* Octarians.

Meggy: Yeah those things! You really think you can stand a chance against even ONE of them Sand?

Sam: Uh well- wait what did you call me?

Meggy: You said your name was Sand, duh! *mumbles* Idiot.

I hear Pov quietly giggling to herself like the bitch she is- wow I am really not good with people.

Meggy: What's so funny?

Pov: *trying to hold in her laughter* Uh... nothing. It's just *breaks* pfft! You are so bad with names!

As she tries to get up I forcefully kick her down back on the ground. She thinks she's gonna my life hell when she's almost as weak as Dickhead?-

I suddenly feel my vibrate in my pocket. I check to see who it is. Oh, it's Tari.. what a surprise...

It better be an update on finding Red...

Hi Meggy! I just wanted to see if you want to go out to eat with me and Saiko!

i cant im busy

With what?

nothing did u see mario today

No. I guess he stayed home to eat a lot of spaghetti lol!

ur not funny

Wait... didn't Luigi kick him out?

That's I need to find Red... whatever it takes. I turn off my phone and look back at the weak shells of strong Inklings. They'll get better, but for now...

Meggy: Class dismissed.

Nat: Wait what?

Meggy: You heard me, get out. All of you!

I watch as they all leave through the vent, and then...

I run.

I run as if my life depends on it.