(Meggy's POV)
Ya know, I just "love" when people randomly call me about some bullshit I never even heard of, and apparently I'M the person everyone is counting on. Yeah, that's sarcasm for my one brain cell that didn't know.
Meggy: Okay, so what's this all about?
Leader: Octavio escaped from captivity and is plotting to take over Inkpolis!
Meggy: ...Umm... who?
Leader: *sigh* You know, leader of the octarians?
Meggy: Uhh...
Leader: Captured Callie a while back?
Meggy: Doesn't ring a bell-
Leader: HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO OCTAVIO IS?!
How 'bout you don't scream in my fucking ear?!
Meggy: I don't know I guess I'm just not up to date on current events?
Leader: You're an idiot.
Meggy: Yeah I know. Anyway, why are you calling me?
Leader: I literally just- ahkdmjnbfosne opjdsgvdfu gsvudfbis
Meggy: Uhh... what?
Yeah, I have a gift. I know how to make people I hate lose their shit. It's quite fun actually...
Meggy: Did you take your medicine this morning grams?
Leader: LOOK INKPOLIS IS DEALING WITH A MAJOR CRISIS RIGHT NOW!
Meggy: And this is my problem because...
Leader: Because you are the most qualified to go up against him.
Meggy: Pfffft! Yeah right! I haven't even heard of him before this call! And besides, how do you REALLY know I'm qualified? I mean, I sit on my couch all day and eat ra-
Leader: JUST SHUT THE KELP UP FOR ONE SECOND!
Damn, language...
Meggy: Alright, I'll go set a timer-
Oh, would you look at that! She hung up! Well... that's kind of rude. What did I do to her?
???: You know, you really need to start treating people better on the phone.
Meggy: Oh, you're awake!
???: Yeah good morning, but seriously.
Meggy: C'mon I only do it to the people I hate!
???: Well then, it sounds like you hate a lot of people. So, was that her just now?
Meggy: Yep, why did you give her my number Marie?
Yeah, that's Marie. You know the one. Former Squid Sister. She recently quit her singing career with Callie and has been crashing at my apartment ever since. Come to think of it, she never actually told me why she quit. I mean I think it's kind of obvious why though, considering Callie kicked her out of their place.
Marie: I guess I just thought you might want to do something interesting with your life again.
Meggy: Nah, I'm done with all that fighting shit. By the way, I left some coffee for ya.
Marie: Well FINALLY. I'm glad you didn't drink all of it this time.
Oh yeah, she somehow doesn't know Mario stops by every morning. He's surprisingly always in and out right before she wakes up.
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