Karen x rob 🥵(and other crack fics that my gc makes me write)

The square hole

      Based off of a tiktok I saw and my gc told me to write an angsty fanfic about it. This isn't going to be angst though.

       **Random guy's pov**

       "Fuck I'm so horny" I say to myself. Grabbing my phone, lotion, and tissues, I start to set up. I open a new incognito tab on chrome and start typing.

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       I log into my account and look up "square hole" because I was actually curious as to what would pop up. The first thing that pops up is a video of kids blocks. What?

       Clicking on the video, I can see there are 6 holes, with 7 corresponding blocks. I start palming myself as I start to watch the video. The blocks are being shown off separately, starting with the square block. 

       The square block goes in the square hole.

       A breathy moan escapes my lips. 

       The rectangle is next. I watch as it is shown off to the camera up close and all exposed. The block is thrusted in and out of the square hole for a second before going in.

       The rectangle goes in the square hole.

       I slip my hand into my pants to rub my newly formed erection.

       The thin rectangle is next. It is shown dangerously close to the hole that it would fit perfectly, just as its about to go in, it is moved to the square hole.

       The thin rectangle goes in the square hole.

       Denial, hot. My pace quickens. 

       Next is the cylinder. Its so thick and juicy that I moan at this sight of it. It slips into the circular hole for a split second before moving past all of the other holes and to the square hole.

       The cylinder goes in the square hole.

       My dick is slipped out of my pants and lubed up.

       Next is the semi circle. All spread out and thick. Said semi circle starts moving past all of the other awaiting -basically begging holes and to the square hole.

       The semi circle goes in the square hole.

       My arm moving up and down, stroking my throbbing cock.

       Next is the triangle. It's so hot, so thick yet to thin. It's perfect. The triangle grazes all of the different holes while moving up to the square hole. 

       The triangle goes in the square hole.

       I can feel a pit growing in my stomach as I continue watching.

       Finally, up last, is the arch. The arch is so curvy and beautiful, so hot. It dances with elegance on the entrance of the arch hole. But as everything else has gone, it denies it's hole of the pleasure it so desperately needs and goes to the square hole.

       The arch goes in the square hole.

       Seeing the square hole so used and filled up makes me finish right then and there. It's so hot. That was the best cum of my life. 

       I'm so sorry for whatever this monstrosity is...