CUMpty DUMPty

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(This'll basically be just whoever I want in it, this is not a coherent story at all. I'll have this list of names at the beginning of all chapters so you'll remember who is who
It is 1 am and not every person will be in ever chapter sorry)

Techno- ZaneKinnie
Dream- LloydKinnie
Wilbur- WilBurnham
Phil- dad
Tommy- TimmyTurner
Alyssa- inactivelmao
Callahan- megabutnot
Ponk- sinnamonroll
Punz- Punbee
Tubbo- Tubbee
Fundy- Swiper
Sapnap- hotel
Karl- trivago
Quackity- Queue
Eret- flamgo
Niki- sun
Purpled- sweat
George- goggly
Jack- man
Ranboo- therapist
Connor- egg
Ant- lgbbq
Skeppy- diemind
Bad- moffin
Puffy- baabaa
Sam- awwwman
Schlatt- dead💀

WilBurnham: HELL

dad: yes we are there

TimmyTurner: cause ima PRRRRRRAAA CHICJA PRAAAS THESE SPOTS TIL IM THREE

Tubbee: WE WE MOAN A ME JAM MY PALE LAUGH THE YET!!! THE LANCER LOT OF THE REVENUE LOTION AIR ERECTS!! I CAME FROM A FATHER JUST TO SO VENT SAW TO THE KIND CASE OF DRAWER TO THE BEST, SANE WALL

therapist: BRA BRA I AM HECK RELEASE MULL THE AGAIN UP IN IT LOAF IN IT YES I HERD YOUR MOTHER SAY COMA GAIN LOCKER POUR DOTTERS AND HORSES ITS HARD TO HAVE IN REMORSE OVER FOR SET SOFT HORSES NO MO REX POUR ME AN OTHER BROOM SUN LET STRANGE A COUPLE MORTY THE REVEL LOTION

WilBurnham: Ranboo not you too

WilBurnham: thag was a lot of o hahahahah

therapist:

therapist: stop ruining our singing

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therapist: stop ruining our singing

WilBurnham: but those aren't the lyrics

TimmyTurner: they sound the exact same and mean the exact same

WilBurnham: they really don't

TimmyTurner: alright then wise guy tell me what it really means

WilBurnham: anyways who wants to talk about bees

Punbee: OH I LOVE BEES !! 🐝

Tubbee: OH I LOVE BEES !! 🐝

WilBurnham: when you twin with a grown man that is depressing

ZaneKinnie: SBI family dynamic Wilbur

WilBurnham: oh shut up Zane kinnie

ZaneKinnie: oh shut up JD kinnie gone too far

WilBurnham:

ZaneKinnie:

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ZaneKinnie:

therapist: pls no fighting you guys are both mentally unstable

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therapist: pls no fighting you guys are both mentally unstable

ZaneKinnie: 😔😔😔🆗🆒

Punbee: I want to be a bee like Barry Barry gets so much ass

Tubbee: I want I be a bee like Barry Barry gets to sue the entire human race

ZaneKinnie: why would anyone want to be a bee

Punbee:

Tubbee:

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Tubbee:

TimmyTurner: I don't get it

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TimmyTurner: I don't get it

Tubbee:

Tubbee: I'll bee ok

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Tubbee: I'll bee ok... tommy doesn't understand why I have to bee this way

therapist: BEEstialitiy

Swiper: ur so dramatic guys

TimmyTurner: shut 🦀👄🦀

Swiper:

WilBurnham: agreed yes upvote

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WilBurnham: agreed yes upvote

dad: why are you guys like this

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