Techno- ZaneKinnie
Dream- LloydKinnie
Wilbur- WilBurnham
Phil- dad
Tommy- TimmyTurner
Alyssa- inactivelmao
Callahan- megabutnot
Ponk- sinnamonroll
Punz- Punbee
Tubbo- Tubbee
Fundy- Swiper
Sapnap- hotel
Karl- trivago
Quackity- Queue
Eret- flamgo
Niki- sun
Purpled- sweat
George- goggly
Jack- man
Ranboo- therapist
Connor- egg
Ant- lgbbq
Skeppy- diemind
Bad- moffin
Puffy- baabaa
Sam- awwwman
Schlatt- dead💀
flamgo: it's 😔😔 so 🤧 rare ✔️ to find 👀👀a friend 🕺💃like you👉
Swiper: somehow☝️when⏰you're around❤️❤️the sky 🌌 🌌 is always blue 🌀🌀🌀
flamgo: the way💯💯we talk📞the ⭐️💥things you ✨✨say🗣🗣🗣the way👉you👈 make👌it all😻okay🤧🤧🤧
Swiper: and how 😪😪you🤐know🤔all of✔️✔️my jokes😭😭😭but💯💯you laugh🤣🤣 anyway☺️
flamgo: if i🎤could wish💡💡💸for💎one thing☝️☝️☝️id take🏃♂️🏃♂️the smile😅😅that you bring🤧🤣☺️ oh ohhhh✔️ two voices🗣🗣 one song🎤🎤
Swiper: if i🎤could wish💡💡💸for💎one thing☝️☝️☝️id take🏃♂️🏃♂️the smile😅😅that you bring🤧🤣☺️ oh ohhhh✔️ two voices🗣🗣 one song🎤🎤
baabaa: aww that's so sweet, did you guys write it yourselves?
ZaneKinnie: based off the awfully familiar emojis sporadically placed in the form of a copypasta, maybe they did
Swiper: no lol we just think it's a good song🤧
flamgo: yeah it reminds us of our friendship
ZaneKinnie: oh really, who is it by?
Swiper: idk it's from our favorite movie to watch together
ZaneKinnie: and that is?
flamgo: Barbie and The Diamond Castle
baabaa: of course
ZaneKinnie: are you guys ok
Swiper: my dad died
flamgo: oh
Swiper: and I'm really lonely and nobody loves me like seriously even though it's just a bit I got left at the altar am I really that undesirable and clingy my self esteem is deescalating at an alarming rate Im gonna become Wilbur and sing sad songs that are really fucking good please save me
ZaneKinnie: your character arc hitting too close to home?
Swiper: sHUT UP
ZaneKinnie: lol I was right
dead 💀: I heard sadness and immediately thought I needed to join the conversation
Swiper: go back to getting ur ass whooped in chess
dead 💀: I'm not complaining she's my hot chess girlfriend
Swiper: yeah the one that beat you in two moves
dead 💀: yeah well ur dad is dead (irl or still a bit like huh I can never fucking tell with you?? dude you okay?)
Swiper: haha yesm... (haha yesm...)
ZaneKinnie: I told you man he's getting too relatable to himself, quick somebody change his name to FundyKinnie
moffin: you called?
ZaneKinnie: ah yes an admin aka my favorite nerd's best friend
dead 💀: excuse me I thought I was your favorite nerd
ZaneKinnie: but Schlatt in order to be called a nerd you have to be educated or good in something. you fall into neither of those categories
dead 💀: I fucking ahte this fuvking stupdi SMP
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Dream SMP chatfic
Hayran KurguThis is based off that one chapter titled "Mmm plot go no" in my other book, Technoblade Running an Orphanage Don't expect updates this is literally me being dumb as shit at 2 AM It's actually midnight as I'm making this Chatfics are poggers
