(*fucking dies* RANBOO PANIC GIVING ME PANIC POGGGGG)
Techno- ZaneKinnie
Dream- LloydKinnie
Wilbur- WilBurnham
Phil- dad
Tommy- TimmyTurner
Alyssa- inactivelmao
Callahan- megabutnot
Ponk- sinnamonroll
Punz- Punbee
Tubbo- Tubbee
Fundy- Swiper
Sapnap- hotel
Karl- trivago
Quackity- Queue
Eret- flamgo
Niki- sun
Purpled- sweat
George- goggly
Jack- man
Ranboo- therapist
Connor- egg
Ant- lgbbq
Skeppy- diemind
Bad- moffin
Puffy- baabaa
Sam- awwwman
Schlatt- dead💀
dad: you know for someone with the nickname therapist you have a lot of issues
therapist: alltherapist friends do, it's in our blood
dad: r u ok is this why chat was yelling at me to drop the gremlins and adopt you
therapist: oh no were they bothering you???
dad: no no it's ok lmao
therapist: 💃🕺💃🕺🕺💃🕺🕺💃💃💃🕺🕺💃💃😌😌😌😌
dad: 🤨🤨
therapist: uhhhhh bleach
dad: 😔🙏 pray for next arc to not suck balls
WilBurnham: hahahahahahaha Saline Solution is synonimxing to bleach 👁💧👄💧👁
flamgo: Vaseline 😔😔😔👁💧👁
man: Lotion 😭😭🙏🙏
sinnamonroll: Perfume 😞😞😞😢😢
lgbbq: Cologne 😩😩😩😩😩😓😓😓
WilBurnham: I fucking hate you I fuckinrr hatt you with abhrningn mapassion you fuxking fudkcs alsmot as bad as anteatsyers
man: 😎😎😎
flamgo: 😎😎😎😎
man: 😎😎😎😎😎
flamgo: 😎😎😎😎😎😎
man: 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
flamgo: 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
man: ok damn you win chill
flamgo: damn right hitch bitch
man: hitch bitch?
flamgo: yeah like in the SMP u hitch on ppl cause ur character can't stand on its own two feet??? like even Fundy's character is more independent than yours???
man: 😔🖕
YOU ARE READING
Dream SMP chatfic
Fiksi PenggemarThis is based off that one chapter titled "Mmm plot go no" in my other book, Technoblade Running an Orphanage Don't expect updates this is literally me being dumb as shit at 2 AM It's actually midnight as I'm making this Chatfics are poggers
