This is based off that one chapter titled "Mmm plot go no" in my other book, Technoblade Running an Orphanage
Don't expect updates this is literally me being dumb as shit at 2 AM
It's actually midnight as I'm making this
Chatfics are poggers
Swiper: ok so guys I have something to tell you are
dad: finally coming out to us as a furry? so proud my grandson
Swiper:
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dad: ok sorry what
Swiper: cheese has holes
therapist: correct🤓
dad: I don't like where this is going
Swiper: so more holes = less cheese
dad: uh huh..
Swiper: so more cheese = more holes
dad: right
Swiper: so more cheese = less cheese
therapist: that's it I'm staging an intervention get him out of here
Swiper: did you know that licking a stamp causes you to consume 1/10 of a calorie
egg: I did know that actually
dad: w h y ¿
egg: maybe stamps cause more obesity than you think boomer
dad: 🆗🆒
egg:
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awwwman: well that happened who wants to rob a homeless man
ZaneKinnie: Dream or irl ?
LloydKinnie: ok look
TimmyTurner: techno take it easy the man don't got no home
moffin: oh you don't??? you can come live with me dream!!
LloydKinnie: 🤧👍 ok bad I will live with you
diemind: wtf no he can't
moffin: but geppy ☹️☹️
diemind: do NOT use the emojis on me
moffin: but he needs a family ! 😞
diemind:
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moffin: pleaseee there's nowhere else for him to go
diemind: isn't he like married
Swiper: no no he isn't why you think thAt
diemind: ik I missed the wedding but what happened?
therapist: idk ask 5up he should know after twitter yesterday LMAOOOO
Tubbee: TOO SOON RAMBO TOO SOON HAAHAHAHASHHSAHAHA
Swiper:
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LloydKinnie: r u replacing me that soon
LloydKinnie: dont tell me ur rebounding 😲🙄🙄🙄
Swiper: its just a bit lol haha just a game I'm so fucking alone someone please date me any women out there or some shit I can't remember the last time I left my house fuck shit piss and cum
therapist: fundy do we need to take this to dms
Swiper: no I'm fine why do you ask? think I'm sad or some shit?
therapist: no, no not at all...
Swiper:
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WilBurnham: I'm dead for two months and my son is already having a midlife crisis
Swiper: in canon or real life? Bc no I had that when I was 11
WilBurnham: midlife crisis fundy, ur canonically and irl 21 now
therapist: wait was it canon or irl you say you had a midlife crisis at 11
