I don't even know-
requested by: @iiClaxie
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-Y/n wakes up having to go poo-poo.
-REAL BAD.
-So Y/n carefully walked out of the bedroom, making sure not to disturb Byakuya next to them, and ran to the bathroom.
-They didn't lock the door because...who's gonna be awake at 3 am?
- B̶y̶a̶k̶u̶y̶a̶ a̶p̶p̶a̶r̶e̶n̶t̶l̶y̶
- Byakuya wakes up without his cuddle-buddy
- ">:("
-warmth? Gone.
-he see the bathroom light on
-intruder..? N̶o̶ i̶t̶'s̶ Y̶/n̶ t̶a̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ a̶ d̶u̶m̶p̶ y̶o̶u̶ i̶d̶i̶o̶t̶
-So he brings his diamond encrusted gold baseball bat.
-he slowly walks to the bathroom
-he g̶e̶n̶t̶l̶y̶ opens the door
-Y/n's there
-They lean over their body so he can't see your no-no square
-"🧍"
-"👁👄👁 get out"
-"🧍"
-"Dude-"
-"oh. oH-
SORRYSORRYSORRY"
-SLAMS the door closed.
-after you finish your business and wash your hands, you see Byakuya asleep
-Finally! After all this time...
-YOU GET TO BE THE BIG SPOON!
-you cuddle him for the rest of the night 💞
-if he mentions it you're just like, "Huh? I think you were dreaming..."
Crack end:
-"You disgust me, you hEathEn.
Why do you poop at 3am? Actually, here's a better question why do you poop."
-"W h a t ?"
-"I haven't pooped in 11 years, once I realized that it's the worst part of the human experience. I stopped pooping."
A/n:
I believe in a Miuyakuya Togruma supremacy 🙇♀️
Fixed 5/30/2021 Accidentally used 'her' in a section
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Byakuya Togami x Reader
FanfictionSo uhhh, this is my first book sorry if it's cringe. Mostly just scenarios/one shots. I try to keep the reader as gender-neutral as possible. (Unless requested otherwise) Please read the more recent chapters, I promise you that they are much better...
