Requested by: @piouspotatoe
ᑕᕼIᗩKI ᑎᗩᑎᗩᗰI ... TᕼE ᑌᒪTIᗰᗩTE GᗩᗰEᖇ (I LOVE THE WAY SHE SAYS HER NAME-)
Onto the headcannons!
- THIS LAD
-MMM THIS LAD
- HE'S NEVER PLAYED A VIDEO GAME IN HIS LIFE
-"How do I play this waste of time simulator?"
- "ok press WASD to move"
- "....where is the wasd key?"
- you and him have little "dates" where you and him play Minecraft.
-It's mostly you helping him tho
- "Y/N HOW DO I GET OUT OF THE HOLE"
- "Jump and go forward."
- "I CANT THE DIRT IS BLOCKING ME!"
- The first thing he did once he got into a Minecraft world with you was...
-Punch you to death and steal your diamonds ✨✨🌸🌸🥺🥺🥺🎀🎀🎀😻😻😻
-when you respawned he gave you seeds as an apology
- "Where are my diamonds?"
- "The tax people took them."
- "W h a t ?"
- "Have some seeds :)))"
- He sets a timer ✋😭
- His favorite games are Animal Crossing, Minecraft, and Geometry Dash bc they're "beneficial for the mind."
- Geometry Dash makes him rage so hard though
- He'll get on a call with you, rant about how terrible Geometry Dash is, then go back to beat the level because "He's better than 1s and 0s."
- If you're trying to stay up all night, he'll try to stay up with you.
- HE👏WILL👏TAKE 👏AWAY 👏YOUR 👏ENERGY/ CAFFEINATED 👏DRINKS👏
- "This can take rust off of metal! Do you know what it's doing to your body?!"
- "Getting rid of the rust, duh."
- "That's it. No more [insert favorite caffeinated drink brand]. Only water."
- If you stream, he's probably accidentally walked in and you both just stared at each other for like 2 seconds before he walked out and closed the door
- "CHAT THAT WASN'T AN INTRUDER CALM DOWN!"
- He likes to follow those little Minecraft tutorials on how to make cool things (ex: floating island, mansion, fancy water fountain)
- he won't put his Minecraft bed next to yours 😔
- He gets jealous of video game characters you have a crush on
- "MMMMM FORGET CAKE, ZHONGLI'S GOT THE WHOLE BAKERY."
- "You know that he doesn't exist, right?"
- "Well neither do you."
- "What?"
- "What?"
- cough cough
- a n y w a y s
- You and the other antags play Minecraft SMP together
- "KOKICHI STOP TRYING TO PUSH CELESTE INTO LAVA! SHE HAS 3 STACKS OF DIAMONDS!"
- "I DON'T CARE! SHE CALLED ME A LITTLE PANTA GREMLIN!"
- {LiarQueen tried to swim in lava}
- *insert Celeste screaming threats into the mic*
- "How despairful, the ultimates are arguing. Chiaki would know exactly how to smooth things out."
- "WELL CHIAKI ISNT HERE!"
- "EVEN IF YOU'RE AN ULTIMATE, DESPAIR HAS NO RIGHT TO SPEAK!"
-Byakuya more often than not leaves early because he can't handle the chaos
- You want some gamer accessories? Done.
- Cat ears on your headphones? Done. Gamer chair? Done. 3 more monitors? Done. The new PS5? It'll be here tomorrow.
- Perks of dating a rich boy amirite?
- speaking of rich boy...
- one time you caught him playing Just Dance:
Rich Girl- he got the chair and everything-
- he kinda slayed tho, ngl 😳
- So yuh, you videotaped it and it's now ✨blackmail✨- he doesn't know that tho 😻
- He really enjoys playing games with you, but he'll never admit it.
- With Animal Crossing he tries to be V E R Y organized and stuff
- He built a huge neighborhood, none of the animals had yards and he terrorizes all the "ugly characters unfit to live in this amazing country."
- "Can I come to your Animal Crossing island? It's called Togami's Great Empire righ-"
- "NO DON'T COME YET I NEED TO ORGANIZE MY FURNITURE ALPHABETICALLY!"
- "h u h? U h o k."
- He's a ✨perfectionist✨
- he H A T E S the bugs, he finds them annoying
- ONE TIME HE ACCIDENTALLY CALLED TOM NOOK DAD
- "I'm so close to having enough money to pay my debt to Dad. I feel like a peasant owing money to someone."
- "...You have a thing for humanoid raccoons?"
- "Pardon me?"
- "You called Tom Nook, 'Dad.'"
- "..." [Byakuya Togami has ended the call]
- SO YEAH YOU'LL HAVE TO TEACH HIM HOW TO PLAY AND STUFF BUT HE'S A FAST LEARNER, HE'LL GET THE HANG OF IT! e̶v̶e̶n̶t̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶

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Byakuya Togami x Reader
FanfictionSo uhhh, this is my first book sorry if it's cringe. Mostly just scenarios/one shots. I try to keep the reader as gender-neutral as possible. (Unless requested otherwise) Please read the more recent chapters, I promise you that they are much better...