Requested by: @piouspotatoe
Warnings: Innuendos, perverted jokes, ✨HEAVY SPOILERS FOR DRV3✨
𝓑𝔂𝓪𝓴𝓾𝔂𝓪 𝓟𝓞𝓥
I was reading a book, minding my own business, when Y/n suddenly barged into the room with a look of worry on their face.
"BYAKUYA!!! YOUR COMPANY'S STOCKS DROPPED! LOOK!" Y/n frantically ran next to me with a computer in their hands.
"W-what?! LET ME SEE THAT PEASANT!" I rip the device from their grip and look at the screen. A piece of loose leaf paper is taped on the screen, with a hand drawn line in red going staggeringly down. On the top of the paper, there is a message in Y/n's handwriting that says
"Hello Byakuya,
As you can see, this is not really your company's stocks. It is a piece of paper with a line going down. This is what we commoners call a 'prank'. A prank is when you trick someone for your own amusement. I know you are reading this, so I am currently using this paper to give me more time as I run out of the room. I'm pretty smart for a plebeian, aren't I?
Sincerely,
The Ultimate Liar~"
I look up and Y/n is not in the room anymore, but I can hear their faint footfalls in the hallway. Y/n is lucky Ishimaru is sick today, or else they'd be getting lectured about running in the halls.
I shake my head in frustration before carefully taking the paper off of the computer. Y/n is like a labyrinth, you think you understand them but then they do something that completely changes your impression of them. They always prank me and call me annoying nicknames. I'd be sinking to their level if I said it didn't amuse me, and I may find the nicknames cute. But I'd rather die than confess that.
On the screen, there is a document open with 3 words. "Don't trust Enoshima." Yeah right, Junko may be annoying, but she isn't a threat. What's the Ultimate Fashionista gonna do? Throw high heels at us? I dismiss the message as another lie before turn the computer off and continue reading. At 8:45, I decide it's a good time to head to class. As I walk, Y/n miraculously finds me again.
"AYO! Leg Man! Meet me in the Library after lunch!" Y/n says running up to me and walking with me to the next class
"And why would I hang out with you?" I ask the liar with suspicion in my voice. They stop suddenly and (pull me down to their height/ lean down to my height) so that their mouth is close to my ear. "If you aren't there at 12:30 sharp, I'll tell Toko your address." They threaten with a sharpness in their tone. I shiver at how close they are to me, also the thought of Toko knowing where I live is disgusting.
"Fine. I'll be there." I begrudgingly agree
"Good!" They chirp cheerfully, before skipping ahead of me to go to their seat.
((timeskip brought to you by Byakuya being because he's😤😤😤😳😳😳👉👈🥵🥵🥵))
I look at the clock and see the that it's 12:25, "Oh SHOOT! I'VE GOTTA BE THERE IN 5 MINUTES" I worriedly think before running to the Library. I frantically run in the room and see Y/n near a bookcase. I walk to them "So why'd you nee-" My sentence was cut off when I suddenly get pinned to the bookcase by a serious looking Y/n. (A/n: aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
"Enoshima is a biiiiiiig liar!" Y/n says a playful tone, I'm still flustered at the current state I'm in.
"Would you be so kind as to let me down from this...position?" I sternly ask them
"Nah dude, don't worry, I'm not gonna do anything to you." Y/n says before leaning in to whisper in my ear, "At least, not without your consent~" my face heats up but I keep my mouth in a straight line. Y/n leans away before laughing, "I'M KIDDING! I wouldn't be in a relationship with you even if you gave me all your money! But who knows...that could be a lie!" Y/n says while pretending to look like an innocent child.
"AAAAAnywayssssssss. Back to the point. Junko is planning something...and I don't know what. All I know is that it's not good, liars knows liars. For example, when you say you hate me I know you're lying because you LooOOooOoOooooVE me~!" Y/n teased after changing the subject
"Tch..." I say while looking at their forehead, refusing to look in their eyes out of embarrassment. They looked at my facial expression and started to laugh, but after a few seconds they started to choke on their own spit.
"HAKHAJWJWK IM FINE DONT WORRY ABOUT IT HAKHAKAHAKAJSWJ" They dismissed while coughing. After a minute they went back to their teasing and acted as if the coughing fit never happened.
"You aren't denying it..? GASP! Could it be? Byakuya is confessing his undying love for moi???" They questioned while doing an exaggerated gasp.
"...perhaps." I say slyly, despite the pink growing on my face.
"Wait hol' up. PAUSE. PAUSE. Are you joking with me Monsieur Legs? You...like like me???" They were so shocked that they let go off my arms and subconsciously took a step back.
"Tch. I wouldn't sink to your level to lie. That is your talent after all." I remarked with crossed arms, still not meeting their eyes
"That is very true...I suppose I do like you...and that's not a lie." They said while looking at the floor
"Very well then, would you like to read with me?" I request of them while sitting down at a table with my book
"No, that's so cliche, I'll just sit with you and pester you as you read!" They say while sliding into the seat next to me, putting their legs up on the table while their arms are behind their head.
✨SPOILERS UNDER LINE, NOT IMPORTANT TO PLOT OF ONESHOT SO DON'T WORRY✨
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Number 4736251. M-my name is 🔺🔴❌◼️, if I was in Danganronpa, I would want to be the Ultimate Supreme Leader... I-I've always admired Y/n from the first season, and I was wondering if my personality could be similar to theirs..!"
"Welcome to Team Danganronpa, kid."
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✨SPOILER SECTION OVER✨
Edited 1/27/ 2021
A/n: It's a bit shorter than usual, but I hope that's ok!
Working on:
Byakuya N the Antags ft. y/n in a GC
Byakuya x Hard to get/ Tsundere! Reader
Byakuya with an S/o with tics
Byakuya's S/O wiping off his kisses as a joke
YOU ARE READING
Byakuya Togami x Reader
FanfictionSo uhhh, this is my first book sorry if it's cringe. Mostly just scenarios/one shots. I try to keep the reader as gender-neutral as possible. (Unless requested otherwise) Please read the more recent chapters, I promise you that they are much better...
