𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 𝐘𝐎𝐔.

Chapter XXI - Idiots

She woke up to a pounding on her door, which she realized was coming from her best friend, who seemed to be having a grand ol' time yelling out her name in exasperation.

"I'm awake, you baka!"

The pounding stopped. "I know!"

She rolled her eyes, the memories of the night before flooding into her system. She got off her bed, and snatched up her phone from its charging position. She looked at the time, 10:48.

She'd missed breakfast.

After an exaggerated groan, she walked over to her closet, reaching into it and pulling out the first thing she'd touched. It was thin, and she realized that it was a silky loose V-neck tank top - fuschia - , and decided to pair it with white jeans and a black zip-up sweater.

She changed quickly in her bathroom, brushed out her frizzy hair, and stuffed her phone into her jeans pocket. She opened her bedroom door, seeing her best friend, who was laying on the couch staring at the ceiling.

"Where's the Uchiha?"

"He's asleep."

"How'd you get in?"

He shrugged, earning a facepalm from the pinkette, who wrung out her wrists and walked over to where the blond was sitting. She plopped down on his stomach as if he was the couch itself, and heard a strangled wheeze.

"ouch, that hurts! You weigh like five-hundred-pounds, Sakura-chan! TEME, come help me!"

She twitched, lifting her feet and resting her entire weight on the blond, who groaned in response, and yelled out; "Teme! Come get your roommate off me!"

Just a few moments later, the once-closed door opened, revealing a sleepy-looking Uchiha, who looked at the two with a deadpan expression, sighed, and shut his door again, leaving them alone.

Sakura laughed.

"..haha, looks like your ex-boyfriend doesn't want anything to do with y-"

The blond shoved her off, and she landed on the carpet with a grunt. She glared up at him, which earned the same expression from the Uzumaki, who chuckled sheepishly before holding up her phone.

"..mine now, let's see all the steamy text conversations you've been havin' with the guys on campu-"

She tackled him, landing on top of him whilst trying to get her phone back. She kneed him in his special area, earning a pained groan from the blond, who continued to simply hold it out of her reach.

"give!" She called out, reaching as best she could.

The phone was snatched out of the blond's hand, and Sakura looked up, seeing her roommate holding it in his hand. He was wearing an expression that she didn't like at all, and as he opened her phone, she felt a coming sense of dread.

"..right, let's see.."

She glared at him, rolling off her best friend, who sat up with narrowed eyes. She stood, barely measuring up to the height of the Uchiha, and stalked towards him.

"Sasuke, I swear if you--"

There came a knock at the door.

"Hey, idiots, come on, you're late again."

She blinked rapidly, glancing at the door. She'd realized the voice as the boy who'd revealed Sasuke's habits to her, and knitted her brows together.

The Uchiha looked at the door, "For what?" He called out, giving her a chance to take her phone away from him. While he was still distracted, she snatched the phone out of his hands, and got the green-cased device successfully, earning an eyebrow raise from the raven.