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south park high students instagram usernames!!

*disclaimer: not true that it takes 6 months to change a username on instagram, i added that fact to be more dramatic lol*

~ the main students & why that's their username ~

butters: icantbelieveitsnot   (ever since butters was introduced to that one brand when his parents brought home a new kind of butter, he could not let it go. 'i can't believe it's not butter': the pun is self-explanatory but butters always explains the joke. he's all like, "get it? like the butter brand?")

kenny: buttersboyfriend (changed his @ on Instagram to show off their relationship, Butters was too shy to change it as well + he rlly liked his username as is)

kyle: driedalmaster  (kyle's not good with names and also doesn't care what his username is - he thinks that but he also loves his username) 

stan: stan001  (dude's basic and un-creative)

wendy: wendysburgers  (she was always made fun of for having 'burger' in her last name so she just went along with it because it really isn't a big deal) 

bebe: clydesgirl  (clyde was messing with Bebe's phone and putting in some silly names and when he typed this one out, he started growing red. he kept screaming cause he really couldn't believe Bebe is his, but then he accidentally confirmed it and Bebe is yet to find out.) *plus it takes 6 months to be able to change one's username again)

clyde: bebessimp (clyde changed his user too so when bebe finds out she might feel less shy, then he realized how stupid it sounds and cried in a ball on the floor)

craig: ripstripe1  (ever since he got instagram in 6th grade, the only username he ever had was 'redracerfan1'. When Stripe died, he dedicated his username in memory of his beloved pet) 

tweek: cafecatma1d  (clyde dared him to change it to that specific name when Tweek's mom showed them pics of her son dressed in a cat costume when he was 4-7. Since Tweek also worked at a cafe, Clyde thought it was fitting that he'd be a cat maid. but Tweek then found out he can't change it until after 6 months and cursed his friend for eternity)

jimmy: therealjimmyvalmer  (jimmy feared he'd get his identity stolen one day so he added 'the real' so everyone knows that THAT'S the real jimmy valmer)

token: tokenblackcharacter (immune to the 'you're a token black character' jokes/insults from other kids because his parents already teased him endlessly with the name they cursed him with)

nichole: fuckyoucartman /  N1CH0L3  (every year on the same day when Cartman treated her like 'another token black character' she'd change her name to 'fuckyoucartman', knowing she had to stick with that user for half a year. the other half was just her name with numbers)

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enjoy this small chapter! I do plan on incorporating text chats throughout my story and I thought it'd be interesting to add background on why their username is as is!