Stranger | Jikook/Kookmin

Yoongi (Point of View)

[A/N: This is one funny chapter. I was giggling all along while writing, enjoy!]

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After one week of rooming with Jin, and Yoongi has the perfect nickname for him: box of chocolates. Sometimes he thinks of soulmate too, but he won't admit it in his wildest dreams because Min Yoongi doesn't do shit like that. 

He thought.

In these four complicated years of higher education, Min Yoongi has done some shit he would have never even seen in his wildest dreams, so at this point it's safe to say that Jin is his brother from another mother. Fine, he is his soulmate. 

They generally get along pretty well, which is more Yoongi ever supposed in a friend. He never got along with anybody when he was a kid, let alone consistently. When you keep hanging out with people you eventually slip or two, you sweat behind your mask of social normalities and take it off, eventually. Then they freak out and choose not to associate themselves with freaks, and Yoongi doesn't quirk a brow because he isn't surprised to find out that he is not all that likeable behind his aloofness pretense.

Yoongi is not an aloof person. He is very, very anxious and he is very, very indecisive. He has huge fears about his future and he can't keep a promise for his life because he can't make one in the first place. Yoongi doesn't trust people because Yoongi doesn't trust himself. 

Then a cyclone in the form of Kim Seokjin blizzards into the center of Yoongi's life and Yoongi startles so hard he forgets he wasn't supposed to be invested in worldly matters so much, be poking his nose into other people's business because that's just cheap.

"We are the cheap descendants of mankind so suck it up and follow me," Jin orders though so Yoongi shuts the sage that is his brain and follows him to the cafeteria line. They break  the cafeteria line to stand behind this dude Jin is trying to recruit for their first job as the Secret Services. 

The kid ends up trusting them. He pays a shit ton of money to have them replace him for his acting assignment. Jin memorizes his lines (he just has one line because he is a faceless banana), goes on stage in front of the entire university and accidentally drops his pants. His boxers have hot pink hearts on them. His legs are spotless and pretty so maybe it isn't that bad, but for Jungkook's freshmen reputation it is that bad.

Oh yeah, said kid is Jeon Jungkook.

Yoongi hadn't begged for so much forgiveness in his life.

He ends up cursing at Jungkook on the seventh day that he is ignored. Jungkook nearly strangles him in the university cafeteria (Yoongi has no idea why they always talk to him in the cafeteria. Actually he does; it's cuz the cafeteria is less crowded and Jungkook is less motivated to strangle them because he totally would if they were in a dark alley or something). Jin and Yoongi leave him alone then but Jungkook finds them by his own will soon and tells them that they are forgiven. Jungkook is adorably cute and compassionate is what Yoongi finds out that day.

Plus, it's not like Jin planned to drop his pants. 

Again, Jin's legs were pretty hot too, so Jungkook has a number of compliments in the bag. 

It's around the time when Yoongi starts thinking about Jin's legs at ungodly hours of the night that he realizes there is something wrong with him. It's around the time when Yoongi starts dreaming about Jin's legs at ungodly hours of the morning that he realizes he needs Jin to stop making him feel like there is something wrong with him.

"You burned my hot pink underwear?" Jin is screeching a fine Sunday morning as the clock hits 5 a.m. His voice is sharp enough to cut through the fog of snow and attack Yoongi's earbuds ruthlessly.