ғᴏʀᴇsʜᴀᴅᴏᴡɪɴɢ

For Fucks Sake.

I woke up and groaned. Everything hurt. Holy shit I shouldn't have worked out yesterday. I stretched then stopped. I didn't have the nightmare like usual. I looked around. Niki had left pretty early, she had some princess business to attend to. I slowly walked over to my wardrobe and changed into something more work appropriate. I changed into my heavy ass armor. I put on my sash, it's purple, which is a higher rank guard color. I walked out of my room putting my sword into it's slot. I heard annoyingly loud snoring coming from Tommy's room. I could easily wake my brother, but I also want him to be late. Buttttt Phil will kill me if I don't wake him. I forced open Tommy's door. "For fucks sake you snore so god damn loud!" I was talking pretty loud, but not shouting. The last thing I wanted to do was wake Phil. I watched as Tommy jumped up in his from his resting position. "Morning Wilby." I widened my eyes and smiled. "Did you just call me Wilby?!" "No Wilbur-" "Did you just fucking call me Wilby?!" "No-" "Aww Tommy it's okay if-" "OI DICKHEAD! I didn't call you fucking Wilby." I ran out of Tommy's room before he threw something at me. I closed the door on my way out and heard a loud bang against the door. I ran downstairs and was greeted by a smiling Phil. Well shit. "Morning Wil." "Morning! I'll be on my way now-" Phil stopped me. "Why's your brother screaming at you? And what was that loud bang?" I rubbed the back of my neck. "He threw something at me as I left his room." "And what caused him to do that..?" "He called me Wilby and I was making fun of him for it." A loud slam came from upstairs and there he was, the beaming ray of sunshine. "I DIDN'T FUCKING CALL YOU WILBY!" I started laughing then ran into the kitchen to grab and apple. "Bye Phil! We'll be home for dinner, I promise!" I ran out the door Tommy on my trail. I teleported to the castle and sighed getting a break from my annoying brother. I suddenly felt the side of my ribs get punched.  I forgot he could do that. "Tommy I forgot you could shrinkkkk." Tommy laughed at me and ran towards the palace. "Wait Tommy! Where do we guard today?" I ran to catch up and once I caught up he stopped running. "We guarded the outside so I think it's our turn to guard the throne room." I nodded staring at Tommy's gold sash, he was one position behind me, yet he was better than me at fighting with a sword and axe. He was even better with a bow. The only reason he didn't have purple was because he was considered too young. The only weapon I knew Tommy couldn't control was a scythe. I have told him to try constantly but he always fails. I think it's because of his balance. Tommy walked with me to the throne room. We got ready in our positions and put on our helmets. We kept our heads and eyes straight ahead. Dream strutted into the throne room and out of the corner of my eye I could tell Tommy was trying not to laugh. I kept my eyes ahead. "Prince Clay. Welcome." Dream laughed. "Soon to be king but sure, why not!" I watched as he threw himself on his throne, his legs crossed on the arm on the chair. Niki walked in and stretched. "Holy shit Dream. I told you to wait for me." I watched as Clay rolled his eyes. "Princess Niki. Welcome." Niki walked up to me and high-fived me. I smiled and looked over at Tommy. He wasn't really allowed to introduce the royal family yet but the next person to enter was normal. Toby came running into the throne room almost falling at first. I watched as he straightened his outfit and started walking towards us.  I looked over at Tommy and smiled. "Prince Tu-Toby! Welcome!" I tried to hold a straight face. Toby giggled. "Morning Tommy!" Tommy smiled then turned his attention to the door. Toby plopped in his seat and fiddled with his fingers. I knew nothing would happen for a good thirty minutes. Now it all depends on how long it takes them to crack and everything fall apart. And for fucks sake why does my back hurt so much.

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Tommy almost messed up with Tubbo's name and Wil almost murdered him. As you can see I like to put in quotes they say and I think it can make the story funnier. Also sorry about the smaller chapter!

-Lana <3