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[technoblade] borrowed [p]

request ? || yes, by colonelcalgary

it's a bit different than the og prompt

prompt ? || you steal from Techno and he hunts you down to kill you

AU DREAM SMP

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Crouching on the wet morning grass, your breathing shallows out and you force the beating heart trying to escape your body to slow. The dew dampened the black fingerless gloves that your hands adorned, and the black leather boots you refused to replace. Grabbing your netherite sword and scampering behind a fallen tree, you pull out the most wanted item in the Dream SMP from your backpack.

Technoblade's firework launcher.

This item was banned from ever being used after the assassination of frankly everyone at the Manburg festival, many seasons ago. But for a rogue like you, this could be the exact thing you needed to take control over the wild pig boy.

Crunching sounds from behind you send you barreling through the field, slipping occasionally but heading towards an abandoned building on the edge of it. You can almost feel Technoblade's breath on your back, his axe hacking through your spine. Gliding through a broken window, you trip on the inside and come crashing down to the concrete floor.

"F*ck." Your right arm, your more dominant arm, feels broken. Switching hands, you throw the firework launcher into your backpack with your left. The room you are in is empty, dark and mysterious even with the amount of morning light pouring through the windows.

"Thought I'd find you here." A voice from behind you chilled your spine and made your red flag go high in the sky.

"The blade!" You exclaimed nervously. Quickly shuffling in front of your backpack, you see the pig masked person above you, decked in full netherite and an axe lightly being held by his calloused right hand. A bandage was wrapped around his left. His eyes showed no emotion, but his aura radiated something very, very angry.

"Give it back or there will be complications."

"I don't think I will, Miss Piggy." Of course your sarcasm would always be your demise.

"Call me Miss Piggy again and I'll start calling you dead." You gulped, clutching your sword. It felt out of place in your left hand, but it was better than nothing.

"Hand it over. Now."

"Why should I?"

"Because we both know you're on your last life. Don't play pretend with me, I know no ones supposed to know." Your eyes widened. Two of your three canon lives had been taken away, but you told everyone you had only one gone. But how would Techno know?

"Well, then I guess something can be arranged." Panic is swelling in you, but you refuse to show it.

"No, we will not be bargaining today, you absolute mongrel. Hand over the launcher or you die. Simple." He leaned against the wall, flipping his axe around and staring at you.

You remember something that Dream had once told you.

Strike quick.

Don't let them see you have the upper hand.

Be ready to run.

And with that, you were up in a flash before trying to slash Techno across the torso. But he was quick and darted behind you before you even knew what was going on, and suddenly you were pinned against the wall, both hands held behind your back by his and your sword slipping out of your grasp.

"Love, you don't have to die. You can still apologize and give me the launcher." Techno intoned, gripping your hands harder. Your right arm screamed in pain, and a single tear ran down your cheek. Turning your head just a little to stare into his masked face, a psychotic grin spread wide across your face.

"Never, pig boy."

"Goodbye, Y/N. Tell Wilbur I miss him."

And with that, Techno raised his axe and split your spine in two.

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I'm currently chugging almonds how are you

Might double post today on this book idk man but I don't really have a schedule for this crap

Love you lovelies

<3 nilla