So, WolfWarrior13 dared us to switch with our EG counterparts... I'm taking Fluffle Puff's EG counterpart, don't kill me please.
~In Equestria~
EG Rainbow: WHOA. IM A PEGASUS. THIS IS AWESOME.
EG AJ: At least I have my hat.
EG Fluttershy: O-Oh... I can fly... And there's animals here...
EG Rarity: Oh my, I have magic! This is fantastic!
EG Pinkie: OH. MY. GOSH. I HAVE A PARTY CANNON. *gets on Party Cannon and rolls around the ground*
EG Rainbow: Do you guys realize what this means?
EG AJ: No...
EG Rarity: This means that our pony counterparts are in our world.
EG Fluffle: *hangs from tree*
Everyone: ...
EG Fluffle: *raspberry* (Remember she can't talk.)
EG Chryssi: She said that they're screwed.
EG Rainbow: I'm pretty sure they are...
EG Fluttershy: A-Ahm... I'm just budding in here, but where's Actual Human Twilight?
EG Pinkie: That's a good question. *long gasp* OH MY GOSH, WE COULD BE RIPPING THE FABRIC OF THE FOURTH WALL. EG TWILIGHT DOESNT KNOW ABOUT THIS STUFF YET.
EG Fluffle: *another raspberry*
EG Chryssi: It's February of 2015. The sequel to Rainbow Rocks hasn't come yet. What could possibly happen?
EG Twilight: *rubs head* Oh... What... What happened?
Dog Spike: Woof.
Discord: You know, I don't even have a counterpart...
EG Pinkie: *looks at Discord* Who's that?
EG Rainbow: Just ignore him, maybe he'll go away...
Discord: But now that the princesses have switched... Heheheheh... Idea!
EG Fluffle: *raspberry*
EG Chryssi: Now we're screwed.
~In Canterlot High School dimension, thing, Human world, idk to be honest~
Twi: You know, I'm so used to this by now.
Rainbow: Really?
Pinkie: Prove it!
Twi: Okay. *walks but bumps into pole*
Rarity: Yep. Really used to it.
Twi: I can walk at least!
AJ: *trying to get used to legs*
Twi: Okay.... How did it go again?
Spike: Left, right.
Twi: Okay, left... *bumps into Flash*
Flash: Twilight?
Twi: Ah! Hey! Um... Hi.
Fluffy: *pops from tree* HI, THIS IS OUR RELATIONSHIP, WE ARENT DOING ANYTHING WITH IT, GOODBYE. *does raspberry and leaves*
Everyone: ...
Flash: So, Twilight... Are you free this weekend?
Rainbow: WHERE IS THE SHIPPERS. FLASHLIGHT ALL THE WAYYYY.
Pinkie: ITS A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT.
Twi: *facepalm of embarrassment*
Flash: *being that awkward person that everyone is hating on*
Celestia: So... I'm a human now.
Luna: Yes, dear sister. Do you wonder what our counterparts are doing?
Celestia: Hmm... No clue.
EG Celestia and Luna: *flying in the air* LOOK AT US. WE ARE FLYING. HAHAHAHAHAHAHH WE LOOK DOWN UPON YOU PEASANTS.
***
Fluffy: And that's what happened.
Equestria: *in ruins*
Rin: That was the best story ever!
Len: No, since there wasn't any princess besides Cadence, Discord played so many pranks that Equestria is in ruins!
Rin: Like I said. BEST STORY EVER.
Fluffy and Len: *facepalm*
EG Fluffle: *blows raspberry*
Fluffy: AW, WHAT, YOU SHIP IT TOO?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME. IT WAS JUST ONE FACEPALM.
EG Fluffle: *double raspberry*
Fluffy: Are you serious. Really. Wow, I make twenty or so chapters about it and you read them and now- Okay fuck it, I really don't give a shit about it. Ship it all you want.
EG Fluffle: *bounce bounce*
Len: I missed all of that.
EG Twilight: *gasp* Spike! Look at this! There are ponies, talking ponies! One of them is a unicorn, another a pegasus!
Dog Spike: Woof.
Fluffy: Yeah, well, I'm done. *leaves*
EG Fluffle: Ship.
Rin and Len: O.O
Len: Oh my god.
Rin: What the heck.
Rin and Len: She talked.
Twi: OH MY CELESTIA, ITS MY COUNTERPART.
EG Twilight: Oh my... There's an alicorn that looks like me!
Twi: I NEED TO HANG OUT WITH HER, THEN WIPE HER MEMORY. WE CANT HAVE HER RUIN THE NEXT MOVIE.
EG Twilight: ..Huh?
Pinkie: ALL THE PARADOXES PEOPLE/PONIES. OH MY GOSHHHH.
-World Explodes-
***
Sunset Shimmer: Ah! *wakes up* Oh... Good... It was a dream...
Fluffy: *pops out from tree* Sure it was.
Sunset: What?!
Flash: What am I doing in Sunset's house?
Fluffy: HI, THIS IS OUR RELATIONSHIP, WE ARENT DOING ANYTHING WITH IT, GOODBYE. *leaves*
Sunset and Flash: ...Huh?
EG Celestia and Luna: PEASANTS. WE CAN FLY.
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