Yume-Kagami dared us to play Spin the Bottle!
Meiko: I still don't know why you're using my unopened sake bottle...
Miku: *spinning on the ground* You spin me right round baby, right round, like a record baby, right round, round round.
Rin: Someone, fix Miku please.
Len: *spins the bottle*
~After Five Minutes~
Len and Miku: *making out*
Rin: Okay, I didn't mean fix her that way.
Luka: I don't want to play this game anymore...
Meiko: *spins the bottle*
~Five minutes later~
Meiko: *kissing Kaito and drinking her sake*
Rin: Meiko! You took our bottle.
Len: ...
Fluffy: You have like, lipstick stains all over your face...
Len: I know.
Fluffy: *internally raging and planning to strangle Miku*
Luka: I can bring in a bottle of my own! *puts tuna on ground*
Twi: That's a tuna.
Luka: TWI SHUT UP, YOU ARE A NONBELIEVER.
Pinkie: *spins the tuna*
~Five minutes later~
Pinkie: *trying to kiss Rainbow*
Rainbow: OH, WHAT. PINKIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
Pinkie: Come on Dashie! Just one little kiss!
Rainbow: AH CELESTIA HELP ME.
AJ: *spins the tuna*
Rarity: If she gets me, I swear I will-
AJ: *gets Rarity*
Rin: RARIJACK ALL THE WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
Rarity: *internally sobbing*
~Five Minutes later~
Pinkie: *making out with Rainbow*
AJ: *making out with Rarity*
Rarity and Rainbow: *rethinking life*
Rin: *writing fanfiction*
Len: *barfing at said fanfiction*
Discord: *laughing*
Fluffy: Goddamn chaos.
Discord: Oh, you want me to have you make out with some one? *starts having swirly eyes*
Fluffy: AH, NO FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCKING STHAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP. *slaps Discord*
Fluttershy: *spins the tuna*
-Tuna lands on Twi-
Fluttershy: U-Um...
Twi: Oh my Celestia.
Rin: OMG, SHOULD WE SHIP TWISHY.
Len: That doesn't really make any sense.
Fluttershy: W-Well, Twilight... I-If you don't want-t to, you don't h-have to...
Twi: Nah, let's get this over with.
Fluttershy: *mentally breaking down*
~Five Minutes later~
Fluffy: *slapping Discord* I SAID, FUCKING STOP.
Discord: I said sorry!
Fluffy: NOT GONNA CUT IT.
Fluttershy: *kissing Twi*
Twi: 'This is super awkward...'
Rin: Aw... I never went.
Luka: Neither did I.
Rin: ...
Luka: ...
Rin: ...
Luka: ...
Teto: *comes in with Gumi*
Gumi: What the heck, Teto. You said there would be carrots.
Teto: Shush. *spins tuna*
~Five Minutes later~
Teto and Gumi: *making out*
Rin: *quickly writing fanfics*
Fluffy: *punches Discord*
Discord: I SAID SORRY SENPAI. FORGIVE MEH.
Fluffy: NO. NEVER EVER DO THAT.
Len: You know, he could do that to make you stop punching him...
Discord: Oh, what a great idea.
Fluffy: Len. Can you just shut up. Please. I'm not in the mood for your smartass thingy here.
Len: Is this because I kissed Miku.
Miku: Len. Can you please shut up.
Rin: OMG THIS FANFIC WILL BE SUPER DRAMATIC.
Twi: Who knew Spin the Bottle would make things go like this?
Miku: You spin me right round, baby, right round, like a record baby, right round, round round-
Rin: Can someone fix Miku.
Discord: I can!
Fluffy: For fucks sake. *leaves*
Len: Uh, Discord. I don't think you need to fix Miku.
Discord: I have the tools and everything! *random tools appear out of nowhere*
Miku: OH HELL NO, I DONT NEED A DRILL. GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MEH. *runs away*
Rin: I think... We should never play Spin the Bottle ever again.
Gumi and Teto: *still kissing*
Len: Yeah. *slowly backing away* Agreed.
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