The_Mad_King dared us to play 'What are the Odds?'
Rin: Two!
Fluffy: We haven't even started the game yet...
Rin: Dang.
Len: So, who goes first?
Miku: Meh! Er... Luka!
Luka: Yes.
Miku: What are the odds you would throw your tuna out the window?
Luka: Really?
Rin: One, two, three...
Miku: Three!
Luka: FUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKK. *throws tuna out window*
Miku: Look at it go...
Luka: MEH TUNA. TUNA, FORGIVE ME PLEASE.
Meiko: It flopped on the ground like a real fish.
Kaito: Is that normal?
Pinkie: Probably not. Dashie!
Rainbow: Yes Pinkie?
Pinkie: What are the odds you would dye your mane grey?
Rainbow: THAT IS SO NOT COOL.
Rin: Onw, two, three...
Pinkie: One!
Rainbow: Eh?! How... Whyyyyy?!?!
Len: Heheh... *turns Rainbow's mane grey*
Rainbow: This is so not cool. You guys are mean.
Len: Taste the rainbow! ...Oh wait, we can't. The Skittles Mascot isn't really rainbow colored.
Rainbow: Says the guy with a horn.
Len: FIRST OFF, ITS PERFECTLY NORMAL FOR GUYS TO HAVE HORNS, WE WERE BORN WITH IT OKAY. AND SECONDLY, IM AN UNICORN, IM SUPPOSED TO HAVE A HORN.
Rainbow: Sure... Sure...
Len: Graaaahhhhhhh.
Rin: Len!
Len: Whaaatat.
Rin: What are the odds you'll jump into a shark-infested pool, fly out of there, sing Electric Angel as you walk on a tightrope, hug Fluffy, all while eating a banana?
Fluffy: I heard hug me, what the fuck Rin.
Len: You like, lost me at shark-infested pool.
Rin: *sigh* What are the odds I can dress you up like me?
Len: Eh?!
Miku: One, two, three...
Rin: Six!
Len: Shiiiitttt.
-Rin puts Len in her default outfit as a Vocaloid-
Rin: Ah, so kawaaaiiii~! He looks so cute with the bow in his hair, the short shorts, and the shirt all- Fuck, who am I kidding. Len, you look fucking terrible in my clothes.
Len: Fuck you.
Rin: I'm not the one in short shorts.
Len: FUCK YOU ALL.
Fluffy: *trying not to freak out*
Meiko: Well, Kai!
Kaito: Mei.
Meiko: What are the odds that you'll throw ice cream at Rin's face?
Rin: Eh?!
Kaito: Okay.
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Ask Me, The Vocaloids, and The MLP Ponies (Closed)
De TodoOkay, so I've been seeing a lot of these ask books, so I decided to make one of my own! Though, I don't think people include themselves in the book... Ah, well. Caution: Bad lauguage, don't recommend little kids to read if you're gonna repeat the wo...
