Yume-Kagami dared Len and Kaito to work out and then show off their muscles and stuff to all of us (She even told me that I had to see too.) until we get annoyed... Anyone, please help us... Pleeeaaaassse...
Fluffy: I don't know how I'm able to write this stuff.
Len: I can't even lift Rin, how am I gonna lift barbells?!
Kaito: Mei, I don't wanna do this...
Meiko: I don't want you two to do it either, all of us are gonna have to see.
Twi: Wait, even us?!
Rainbow: Craaaaap.
Rarity: Rainbow! Language.
IA: Then this means... Shiiiit. We have to see too!
Oliver: James, this is all your fault!
James: *sobs internally* Oliver, I'm sorry...
Fluffy: Well, I'm binded by the Wattpad promise thingy for me to write this... For the love of all that is fluffy, I'm gonna barf, probably.
Len: Mehhhhh. Do we have to do this?!
Kaito: I don't want to do this!!
Everyone else: NEITHER DO WE.
Fluffy: I... Ehhh... Gyeeehhhh... Oh for fuck's sake! *leaves*
Len: ...
Kaito: ...
Len and Kaito: She's gonna make us do it.
~In some workout gym thing, room, whatever~
Len: Gyeeehhhh, this is heavy...
Kaito: Whyyyy.
Len: Yume, this is all your fault.
Kaito: I want my ice cream...
Len: *trips over barbell* Fuck.
Kaito: Help us, Mei...
~In the main living room~
Rin: I'm Len's sister, this will mentally scar me for life.
Fluffy: Yume, I want to strangle you.
Miku: I am regretting every life choice I have made so far in my whole seven years of life.
Luka: Or eight.
Meiko: Or six.
Miku: SHUT UP. I AM QUESTIONING WHY THE HELL WE'RE WATCHING THIS.
Meiko: Why ussss.
Luka: Tuna, help me.
Oliver: I think I'll barf...
James: Oliver, don't.
IA: *praying* Oh dear God, please let Len and Kaito be lazy and not do the dare...
Teto: I don't think this will interesting.
Gumi: Interesting?! This will be awful!!
Gakupo: Why can't I just slice them or something?
Yuki: Because, Gaku-san, that is very mean.
Gakupo: Gaku-san?!
Twi: I'm with Yuki, no pony is killing anyone.
Rainbow: I do exercise everyday and I see stallions show off their stuff. Why is this more embarrassing?!
Pinkie: Because we are talking about Vocaloid, not ponies.
Rarity: I see no difference.
AJ: I could've stayed home and do my job, but NOOOO. Yume just had to do this dare.
Fluttershy: I may need a bucket...
Twi: We all need one.
Everyone: Yeah.
Fluffy: Wait! I have an idea on what we can do!
Twi: What?
Fluffy: Okay, everypony put one on. *holds up blindfolds*
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Len: Okay, we're done... *panting* I needz water...
Kaito: After this, I'm gonna eat all the ice cream in the freezer.
Len: Okay! We're coming in!
Rin: Okay!
Len: *opens door*
Kaito: ...
Len: ...
Everyone: *wearing blindfolds*
Len: That is one of the greatest loopholes I've ever seen.
Kaito: Why didn't I think of that?!
Everyone: ...
Len: Guys?
Kaito: Is there something wrong?
Rin: ...You guys stink.
Meiko: Like, really bad.
Len: What?!
Fluffy: *plugs nose* Stinkyyyyyy.
Miku: Even worse than Luka's tuna!
Luka: Okay, I have to give Miku a point there...
Kaito: Where's the baths here.
Twi: On the top floor in the second door to the right.
Len: I call-
Kaito: FIRST DIBS. *runs to the baths*
Len: Dang.
IA: You guys kinda smell like when James takes a shit in Oliver's hat.
James: WHAAAAAAAAT.
Oliver: FIRST, WHAT THE HECK IA YOU SMELL THAT. AND SECOND, YOU LITTLE BASTARD JAMES.
James: I AM SORRY.
Oliver: STOP POOPING IN MY HAT.
Yuki: Can I take the blind fold off?
Fluffy: No. Then you'll have to see something disturbing.
Gakupo: I'm out. *leaves*
IA: Me too. *leaves as well*
Oliver: JAMES.
James: SORRY.
Len: I'm gonna get some water...
Rin: And take a fucking bath too.
Len: YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN. YOU TRY LIFTING THAT STUFF.
Rin: YOU LIFTED A FUCKING ROADROLLER BEFORE.
Len: SHUT UP.
Fluffy: Can't I just enjoy being innocent and go now.
Everyone still here: NO.
Fluffy: *thinking about what I have done with my life*
And then Len took a bath and Rin took pictures. Then Len burned them. The end.
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